Jace Herondale Quotes

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Clary Fairchild: Shotgun!

(Alec reaches for his bow...)

Alec Lightwood: Where?

Jace Herondale: She means she wants the front seat.

Jace Herondale: Don't tell me Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you'll have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission. Look. Jammies.

Clary Fairchild: Jace, this is important.

(Jace notices Clary is holding a sketchpad)

Jace Herondale: Don't tell me you've got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. Well, I'm not in the mood. You could ask Hodge...

Clary Fairchild: I was in bed most of the day. What about you? Aren't you exhausted?

Jace Herondale: Much like the postal service, demon hunters never sleep. "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these..."

Clary Fairchild: You'd be in major trouble if gloom of night did stay you.

Clary Fairchild: Does it hurt?

Jace Herondale: No. I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's less of a threshold and more of a large and tastefully decorated foyer. But I do get easily bored. Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you'd get dressed up in a nurse's outfit and give me a sponge bath?

Clary Fairchild: Actually, I think you misheard. It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath.

Simon Lewis (smirks at Jace): As soon as I'm back on my feet, handsome.

Jace Herondale: I knew we should have left you a rat.

Magnus Bane: Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests.

Jace Herondale: Even if one of them spills a drink on my new shoes?

Magnus Bane: Even then. (Magnus plucks out stele from Jace's hand, surprising him) As for this, (slides the stele into Jace's jeans pocket) keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter.

Jace Herondale: Keep up, I don't want to have to keep looking behind me to make sure nothing's happened to you.

Clary Fairchild: So don't bother.

Jace Herondale: Last time I left you alone, a demon attacked you.

Clary Fairchild: Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death.

Alec Lightwood: This place is full of Downworlders. You know that. I think you should try to keep the details of our investigation secret.

Izzy Lightwood: Investigation? Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.

Jace Herondale: Good idea, I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.

(Alec spits out water that he's been drinking)

Jace Herondale (to Clary): Don't order any of the faerie food. It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not, that this has ever happened to me.

(There is a statue of an angel holding a cup and on the base there is an inscription: 1234 - NEPHILIM: FACILIS DESCENSUS AVERNO.)

Clary Fairchild: Is that meant to be the Mortal Cup?

Jace Herondale (nods): And that's the motto of the Nephilim, the Shadowhunters, there on the base.

Clary Fairchild: What does it mean?

Jace Herondale: It means "Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234."

Brother Jeremiah: It means... "The descent into Hell is easy."

Clary Fairchild: Nice and cheery.

Jace Herondale: We haven't had the Cup for years now, and a lot of us die young. So our numbers slowly dwindle.

Clary Fairchild: Aren't you, uh... Reproducing?

(Jace laughs)

Jace Herondale: Sure. We love reproducing. It's one of our favorite things.

Jace Herondale (to Clary): You just have to meet Brother Jeremiah. That's all. You might even like him. He's got a great sense of humor for a guy who never says anything.

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