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Felix Weston: Ms. S., do you make a poster for every one of Victor's games?

Isabel Salazar: Uh‐huh.

Felix Weston: "Salazar" is a "Salastar." Wow. You are a pun wizard, and I'm under your spell.

Isabel Salazar: Thank you, Felix. At least someone appreciates my hardcore fandom.

Victor Salazar: Yeah, hardcore is right. Back in Texas during regional semis, she got ejected from the game for excessive dancing.

Isabel Salazar: Since when is dancing not allowed? We don't live in a Footloose world.

Pilar Salazar: Not everyone enjoys watching you twerk like a geriatric Cardi B.

Felix Weston: There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Victor. I sponsor a manatee named Jessica, I'm a meme in Japan, I make my own shampoos. Damn it. I just spoiled your birthday gift.

Victor Salazar: You're in a band?

Felix Weston: No, no, I'm a DJ, which is even better, because a DJ makes music into more music.

Felix Weston (to Victor): I have the ultimate plan to win Lake's heart, and brain, and if I'm lucky, all of her other organs, too.

Victor Salazar: What's a stoplight party?

Felix Weston: Oh. Everyone wears a color to show their relationship status. If you wear green, it means you're single, ready to mingle. Red means you're in a relationship, and yellow means you're into someone at the party. You guys didn't have this in Texas?

Pilar Salazar: We had church barbecues. If you wear a sundress that's above the knee, it means you go to Hell.

Felix Weston: Hey. Now that you're dating Mia, you think you can put in a good word with Lake? I kind of have a thing for her. I've been writing a period romantic novel about us. The year is 1875, and a young sheriff named Felix has just moved in next to a widowed candle maker named Lake. And...

Victor Salazar: No, no, no. Don't spoil it.

Felix Weston: Oh, you have to try the apple cider. It's like drinking Christmas. I'll go get us two. You get the churros.

Victor Salazar: I...

Felix Weston: You know what? That sounded racist. You go get the apple cider. I'll get the churros.

Felix Weston: Dude, you just made Mia Brooks blush.

Victor Salazar: Okay. So?

Felix Weston: You don't understand. She is the hottest girl in our class. She basically never dates, and you just made her blush. You're blushing, too.

Victor Salazar: No, I'm not.

Felix Weston: Yes, you are. At first, I couldn't tell because of your beautiful cinnamon complexion, but you totally are. You're falling in love! Being your best friend's gonna be a wild ride, isn't it?

Felix Weston: I got a little something for us to keep in touch. (gives him a walkie-talkie)

Victor Salazar: Um, can't we just text?

Felix Weston: Ah. But where's your sense of whimsy?

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