Euron Greyjoy (to Jaime): Another king for you. But I got you! I got you! I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister.
Euron Greyjoy (to Jaime): If I win... I'll bring your head to Cersei so you can kiss her one last time.
Cersei Lannister: Twenty-thousand men, is it?
Harry Strickland: Yes, Your Grace. A few died in transit.
Euron Greyjoy: They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated. They weren't good fighters. You won't miss them.
Yara Greyjoy: Why don't you just get it over with and kill me?
Euron Greyjoy: But we're family. The last Greyjoys left in the world. The last ones with balls anyway. If I kill you... who can I talk to?
Euron Greyjoy: I've been around the world. I've seen everything, things you couldn't imagine, and this... this is the only thing I've ever seen that terrifies me.
Tyrion Lannister: I think we ought to begin with larger concerns.
Euron Greyjoy: Then why are you talking? You're the smallest concern here.
Tyrion Lannister: Do you remember when we discussed dwarf jokes?
Theon Greyjoy: His wasn't even good.
Tyrion Lannister: He explained it at the end. Never explain. It always ruins it.
Cersei Lannister: You've proven yourself the greatest captain on the fourteen seas and a true friend to the crown.
Euron Greyjoy: You deserve more than a true friend.
Cersei Lannister: And you deserve a proper reward for your heroism.
Euron Greyjoy: There's only one reward I want.
Cersei Lannister: You shall have what your heart desires... when the war is won.
Euron Greyjoy (to Yara): Did you see Little Theon's face right before he jumped overboard? "Oh, no!" What a twat.
Euron Greyjoy: I must say when you rushed through the breach and started cutting people down... it was glorious. Like a dance.
Jaime Lannister: The people I was cutting down were your own kin.
Euron Greyjoy: The place was getting crowded. I enjoyed watching it. I truly did.
Euron Greyjoy: I've been all over the world. I've seen more of it than all of you combined. And across the sea there is a person who hates the great lords of Westeros just as much as we do. Someone with a large army, three large dragons, and no husband. I'm going to build that fleet and I'm going to gallivant right over and give it to Daenerys Targaryen along with my big cock.
Yara Greyjoy: You're going to seduce the Dragon Queen?
Euron Greyjoy: I'm not going to seduce her. The Iron Fleet will seduce her. And together we're going to take the Seven Kingdoms. I wasn't born to be king. I paid the iron price and here I stand.
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