Rhomann Dey: Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future.
Rocket: Question. What if I see something that I want to take, and it belongs to someone else?
Rhomann Dey: You will be arrested.
Rocket: But what if I want it more than the person who has it?
Rhomann Dey: It's still illegal.
Rocket: That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand? What are you laughing at? Why? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?
Drax: What if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove his spine?
Rhomann Dey: That's... That's actually murder. It's one of the worst crimes of all. So... also illegal.
Drax: I want you all to know that I am grateful for your acceptance after my blunders. It is pleasing to once again have... friends. You, Quill, are my friend.
Peter Quill: Thanks.
Drax: This dumb tree, he is my friend.
Drax: And this green whore, she, too...
Gamora: Oh, you must stop!
Drax: I can barely see.
(Groot sends light spores in the air)
Drax: When did you learn to do that?
Peter Quill: Pretty sure the answer is "I am Groot."
Rocket: Quill, stopping Ronan, it's impossible. You're asking us to die.
Peter Quill: Yeah, I guess I am.
Gamora: Quill. I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends.
Drax: You are an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, I will see my wife and daughter again.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: Oh, what the hell. I don't got that long a lifespan, anyway.
Peter Quill: I look around at us. You know what I see? Losers. I mean, like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have. Man, we have. All of us. Our homes, our families, normal lives. And, usually, life takes more than it gives. But not today. Today, it's given us something. It has given us a chance.
Drax: To do what?
Peter Quill: To give a shit. For once. Not run away.
Drax: I just saved Quill.
Peter Quill: We've already established that you destroying the ship that I'm on is not saving me.
Drax: When did we establish it?
Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago!
Drax: I wasn't listening. I was thinking of something else.
Rocket: Come on, Groot. Ronan has the Stone. The only chance we got is to get to the other side of the universe as fast as we can and maybe, just maybe, we'll be able to live full lives before that whack-job ever gets there.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: Save them? How?
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: I know they're the only friends that we ever had, but there's an army of Ravagers around them. And there's only two of us!
(Rocket is frustrated and starts kicking around...)
Rocket: Arg! You're making me beat... up grass!
Rocket: I have a plan! I have a plan!
Drax: Cease your yammering and relieve us from this irksome confinement.
Peter Quill: Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.
Drax: Do not ever call me a thesaurus.
Peter Quill: It's just a metaphor, dude.
Rocket: His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.
Drax: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.
Gamora: I'm gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
Peter Quill: I like your plan, except it sucks, so let me do the plan, and that way, it might be really good.
Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.
Tony Stark: What dance-off?
Peter Quill: It's not a, it's not a...
Peter Parker: Like in Footloose? The movie?
Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose! Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter Parker: It never was.
As the Avengers and their allies have continued to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero to handle, a new danger has emerged from the cosmic shadows: Thanos. A despot of intergalactic infamy, his goal is to collect all six Infinity Stones, artifacts of unimaginable power, and use them to inflict his twisted will on all of reality. Everything the Avengers have fought for has led up to this moment - the fate of Earth and existence itself has never been more uncertain. (IMDb) │ Produced by Marvel