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Supernatural quote from 11x22 - Dean Winchester: The great thing about apologies is you don't have to mean them. You know, I-I lie and tell Sam I'm sorry all the time. (confused Sam looks at Dean) I'm sorry. See?

Sam Winchester: Lucifer! You know, at some point in time, you’re gonna have to come out and, and talk to… God.

Dean Winchester: This is like the worst episode of “Full House” ever.

Chuck: Listen, I know I’ve been gone for a while. I missed a few million birthdays.

Lucifer: Yeah, and then the second your apes send a distress flare – Boom! – Daddy’s home.

Chuck: No, that’s not what happened.

Dean Winchester: Hey, these apes saved your ass.

Metatron: Dean! Thanks for inviting me.

Dean Winchester: Inviting you? You’ve been circling the building all night. You sent me 200 text messages with dumbass emojis. You got three minutes.

Dean Winchester: Is that my computer?

Chuck: I’ve never seen so much p*rn. Not in one sitting.

Professor Donatello Redfield: It … It’s like asking me to believe in Santa Claus.

Dean Winchester: Oh, well, actually…

Sam Winchester: Dean, not now.

(In Impala, Donatello tries to escape)

Sam Winchester: It’s locked. Yeah, that, too.

Dean Winchester: Sometimes we keep monsters in the back.

Dean Winchester: Professor Redfield. FBI.

Professor Donatello Redfield: Call me Donatello.

Dean Winchester: Yeah.

Professor Donatello Redfield: I’m named after him.

Dean Winchester: The Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Professor Donatello Redfield: The, uh, Renaissance sculptor.

Dean Winchester: Right, of course.

Sam Winchester: I mean, it’s God. There’s so many things I want to ask him, uh, like, uh, t-the planets, you know? Why are they round? Or ears. I always thought they were strange.

Dean Winchester: Okay, fanboy, calm down.

Supernatural quote from 11x21 - Dean Winchester: Where's Chuck? Sam Winchester: Sleeping in, I guess. Dean Winchester: Does God sleep? Sam Winchester: I know he takes really long showers. Dean Winchester: Right, and sings, too, like, crappy old folk songs. I had to tell him to cool it three times. Sam Winchester: You told God to cool it? Dean Winchester: Yeah, I sleep.

Dean Winchester: There you go.

Sam Winchester: Thanks. (sniffs his shirt) Dude, quit ironing my shirts with beer!

Crowley: Dean was a rather scrumptious young altar boy.

Dean Winchester: Really? Father Crowley? Really?

Crowley: I’m sorry ‘agent pathetic has-been rock star,’ did I offend your delicate sensibilities? Where have you been? Your brother and that idiot angel, do you know what they have been doing?

Dean Winchester (to Sam): Who knows what was in that giant, crazy fart?

Deputy Jenna Nickerson: You’re so great with her. (Dean is holding a baby girl)

Dean Winchester: What can I say, chicks dig me.

Dean Winchester (to Sam): We can’t save Cas if we’re stuck in some hospital. Just like I can’t strap on a time machine, go back and tell Cain to shove that Mark up his ass. Or stop you from releasing the Darkness. Now have we made mistakes? Yes, hell yes. And we can analyze each and everyone one of them over a couple of frosty’s when we are old and farting sawdust and out of this room!

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