10+ Best 'Dan Espinoza' Quotes

Quote from Lucifer 5x11 | Dan Espinoza: What's Hell like? Mazikeen: Oh, Hell is awesome. Dan Espinoza: Really? That's a relief. Mazikeen: The pain, torture, the screams of doomed souls, begging for the sweet release of a death that will never come. Oh, you mean for you. Yeah, Hell's gonna suck, bro.

Dan Espinoza: So many people wear masks, Ella. They... they hide who they really are. But not you. You put yourself out there, heart first. The downside is you get hurt more easily.

Ella Lopez: Ain't that the truth.

Dan Espinoza: But the upside is you put so much love into the world, Ella. Please don't let this change that, change you. We need more people like you out there, Ella. Not less.

Quote from Lucifer 5x08 | Chloe Decker: Dan, I understand. I get it, and when I first learned about... who he is, I didn't handle it well, either, but he's not what the world makes him out to be. He's a good person. He is. And despite your differences, I think you know that. You know him. (Lucifer picks up Dan's gun and shoots himself...) Lucifer Morningstar: Huh. Yep, invulnerable. Dan Espinoza: This is crazy! It's crazy! You're all... You're all crazy!

Quote from Lucifer 5x02 | (Michael is pretending to be Lucifer...) Dan Espinoza: Hey, is that my pudding? Michael: Yes! Yes, here you go, Daniel. Yummy. Dan Espinoza: Okay. What's your game? Michael: Nothing, just thought you looked a bit peckish. Dan Espinoza: Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Did you spit in it? (to Chloe): He spit in it.

(Linda is talking about everything she does with Charlie...)

Dan Espinoza: Wow, that is some schedule.

Linda Martin: I know, I know. It's a lot of work, but it's all about raising the best child possible. He's special.

Dan Espinoza: Yeah. We all think our own kid can walk on water, right?

Linda Martin: I hadn't thought of that... (writes on a post-it): "Cancel swimming lessons."

Dan Espinoza: Amenadiel, you got to stop playing vigilante. You can't make citizen's arrests on jaywalkers and littering.

Amenadiel: There was a sign. It was clearly forbidden.

Dan Espinoza: The kid was three years old.

Quote from Lucifer 4x03 | Trixie Espinoza: I like that one. Mazikeen: Really? Not the one I would have chosen, but you are the closest person to a baby I know. Okay, so at what age did your parents teach you to hunt? Dan Espinoza: What's going on? Maze, you know she's not allowed to play with knives. Mazikeen: Relax, Dan, these knives aren't for Trixie. They're for a baby.

Dan Espinoza: It's a little unusual for a woman to strangle someone.

Lucifer Morningstar: But look at the size of the bruising, clearly not man hands.

Ella Lopez: I've seen some guys with some pretty tiny lady hands.

Lucifer Morningstar: Dan doesn't count.

Quote from Lucifer 1x06 | Trixie Espinoza: What's in it for me? Dan Espinoza: What do you want? Trixie Espinoza: Chocolate cake. Dan Espinoza: Done. Trixie Espinoza: For a whole year. Dan Espinoza: Absolutely not. Trixie Espinoza: Mommy, I'm thirsty! Dan Espinoza: Okay, fine. Done.

Trixie Espinoza: I ate it.

Dan Espinoza: Mm-hmm.

Trixie Espinoza: But Lucifer said it was okay.

Dan Espinoza: Oh, really?

Trixie Espinoza: He said, if you really want to do something, you should. And I really wanted to eat some chocolate cake.

Dan Espinoza (to Chloe): Are you sleeping with this idiot?

Lucifer Morningstar: She hasn't had the pleasure, unfortunately, no.

Dan Espinoza: What in God's name are you doing here?

Lucifer Morningstar: Nothing in His name. Here on my own, actually.

Dan Espinoza: Ooh, lemon bars. My favorite. Mmm. Oh, man, these are amazing. Who made 'em?

Ella Lopez: Uh, Pierce did. Would you believe that hunk bakes?

Dan Espinoza (spits out the bars): On second thought, who needs the empty calories?

Lucifer Morningstar: Daniel. Your head is mostly empty.

Dan Espinoza: Huh?

Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly. And yet, you manage to do this improv thing. How do you come up with stuff on the spot like that?

Dan Espinoza: Well, the first rule of improv is "yes, and..."

Lucifer Morningstar: Yes and what?

Dan Espinoza: That's the name of the technique.

Lucifer Morningstar: Right. I've heard you talk about it before, but I don't actually understand what it means.

Dan Espinoza: Well, you agree with whatever's being said... yes. And then you say the first thing that comes to your mind... and.

Lucifer Morningstar: That makes no sense. But I'm desperate, so I'll try anything. Yes, and.

Dan Espinoza: She's some kind of a chemist. Tech unlocked Sandra's laptop, found, uh, recipes for synthetic chemical compounds all filed under the label "KPOP." It's a kind of music, right?

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, dear. Poor Daniel, so behind the times. K-Pop is a kind of Ecstasy. It's one of the best kinds, actually.

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