50+ Best 'Damon Salvatore' Quotes from The Vampire Diaries | Page 3 of 4

Damon Salvatore: Oh, why are you so mean to me?

Lexi Branson: Have you met you? You're not a nice person.

Damon Salvatore: Well, because I'm a vampire.

Lexi Branson: But you're only the bad parts.

Damon Salvatore: Teach me to be good.

(Damon tries to kiss her, Lexi jumps up and holds Damon by his neck...)

Lexi Branson: I'm older and that means stronger.

Damon Salvatore: I'm sorry.

Lexi Branson: Don't ruin my time with Stefan. Because I'll hurt you. And you know I can do it.

Damon Salvatore: How long you here for?

Lexi Branson: Just for Stefan's b-day.

Damon Salvatore: You mean you didn't come all this way to see me?

Lexi Branson: That's it, Damon. After a century... I finally realized death means nothing without you.

Elena Gilbert: You did this. This is your fault.

Damon Salvatore: You confuse me for someone with remorse. None of this matters to me. None of it.

Elena Gilbert: People die around you. How could it not matter? It matters, and you know it. (slaps Damon)

(On Halloween...)

Damon Salvatore (to Carol Lockwood): Let me escort you to the school. It's not safe out there... alone. I mean, I've seen 10 vampires tonight.

Damon Salvatore: Good morning to you, Little Miss I'm-on-a-Mission.

Elena Gilbert: How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you've done?

Damon Salvatore: And how can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib?

Elena Gilbert: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.

Damon Salvatore: Yes, you would.

Elena Gilbert: But I'm not.

Damon Salvatore: Yet.

Damon Salvatore (to Vicki): You don't have to kill to feed. Find someone tasty... and then erase their memory. It's so easy.

Stefan Salvatore: There's no guarantee that you can control yourself, okay? It takes years to learn that. You could kill somebody. You have to carry that with you for the rest of your life, which is eternity.

Damon Salvatore: Don't listen to him. He walks on a moral plane way out of our eyeline. I say snatch, eat, erase.

Stefan Salvatore: Hey, look at me. We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.

Damon Salvatore: Okay, Count Deepak.

Damon Salvatore: You don't talk.

Tyler Lockwood: Screw you, dude.

Damon Salvatore: "Dude"? Really? "Dude"?

Stefan Salvatore: Damon, don't.

Damon Salvatore: Oh, come on. Who's gonna miss this idiot?

(Damon saves Stefan...)

Damon Salvatore (to Stefan): It's wood. They know. If anyone's gonna kill you, it's gonna be me.

Quote from The Vampire Diaries 1x06 | Damon Salvatore (to Elena): May I come in? Oh, wait, of course I can. I've been invited. (A moment later...) Damon Salvatore: Oh, tip for later. Be careful who you invite in the house.

Quote from The Vampire Diaries 1x06 | Damon Salvatore: You're afraid of me. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess. Stefan finally fessed up. Elena Gilbert: Stay away from me.

Vicki Donovan: What happened? We were dancing and then...

Damon Salvatore: Then I killed you.

Vicki Donovan: What?

Damon Salvatore: You're dead.

Vicki Donovan: I'm dead?

Damon Salvatore: Let's not make a big deal out of it. You drank my blood. I killed you. Now you have to feed in order to complete the process.

Vicki Donovan: You're wasted. Ugh.

Damon Salvatore: You don't wanna be out there all alone. You're about to get really freaky.

Vicki Donovan: Hey, why don't you have a girlfriend? You're cool and so hot.

Damon Salvatore: I know.

Vicki Donovan: Don't you wanna be in love?

Damon Salvatore: I've been in love. It's painful and pointless and overrated.

Katherine Pierce: I'll need someone to escort me to the Founder's Ball.

Stefan Salvatore: I would be honored.

Damon Salvatore: With pleasure.

Katherine Pierce: The smart and kind Salvatore brothers both coming to my rescue. How will I ever choose?

Damon Salvatore: You're like your grandfather. He didn't like it when I came to visit either.

Zach Salvatore: But you don't visit, Damon. You appear, unannounced, reminding me that this isn't my house... that you're just permitting me to live here. Hell, that you're permitting me to live.

Damon Salvatore: Someone had to mow the lawn.

Damon Salvatore: It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.

Stefan Salvatore: Yes, being a 150-year-old teenager has been the height of my happiness.

Damon Salvatore: You cracked a funny, Stefan. I should have a drink and celebrate.

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