(Cas is looking for Sam and Dean, who’s gone missing…)Crowley (to Cas): Sam and Dean? They’re like herpes. Just when you think they’re gone… Hello! The boys are back, leaving a trail of bodies in their wake. So wherever they are, whoever has Sam and Dean, well… in the immortal words of Lawrence Tureaud… “I pity the fool.” Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Kelly Kline: Who are you people?Rowena: Well, dear, I’m a witch. (points to herself) He’s an angel. (points to Cas)Crowley: And I’m the King of Hell.Kelly Kline: Oh, God.Castiel: No, actually, he left.Sam Winchester: Okay, guys, not helping. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Sam Winchester: Crowley, can we just get the damn news without the drama?Crowley: Can I get you without the flannel? No. Still, I endure. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Deputy Coroner (to Sam and Dean): Your colleagues are already inside.Crowley and Castiel (at the same time): Agents.Dean Winchester: Okay, this has gotta stop.(Later…)Castiel (about Crowley): I agree with Agent Zappa.Dean Winchester: Oh, will you stop? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Castiel (about Lucifer): Well, the only way you’ll clear that crowd without drawing fire is if he’s otherwise engaged.Dean Winchester: Engaged in what, Cas? Killing you?Sam Winchester: Cas, you’ll last… three minutes tops.Castiel: Then I’ll buy you three minutes.Crowley (joins): Make it four. What? I help. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
(Sam and Dean leave and Cas is left with Crowley…)Crowley: Well… together again.Castiel: Yay. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Castiel: Look at this… “The seeds of a ripe dragon fruit drizzled with exactly 1 ounce of Acacia honey, prepared in a ceramic bowl… No plastic.” What is this spell?Crowley: It’s breakfast. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Sam Winchester: Guys, where’s Crowley?Castiel: He said he’d meet us here. Frankly, I appreciate the break. It’s been weeks, and he’s been right there, just talking and talking and talking. It’s relentless.Crowley: Don’t listen to him. Feathers and I are all but inseparable now. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Crowley: We team up to save the world, and then bupkis. You don’t call, you don’t write.Dean Winchester: Yeah, we don’t care. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Castiel (to Vince’s sister): Hello. I’m Agent Beyoncé, and this is my, um… my partner, Agent Zee. Um, we wanted to ask you a few questions about your bro… (she slams the door shut) …ther. (to Crowley): Do you think that happens to Sam and Dean?Crowley: Oh, all the time. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Crowley: Bumping into each other, working the same leads. What are the odds, Casie? Fate brought us together.Castiel: I’m not interested.Crowley: Why not? We made a somewhat effective team against Amara. It’s been months, I mean months, since we last tried to kill each other… Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Castiel: If you hear from him, don’t hesitate to call.Tommy: Okay, Agent… Beyoncé?Crowley: I guess that makes me Agent Jay-Z. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Crowley (to Lucifer): Lucifer. Wearing Vince Vincente, second-tier star. I would’ve thought Bieber was more your style. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Crowley: What’s the bloody hold-up? He’s the one and only Satan in the phonebook.Rowena: It’s witchcraft, not Google Maps. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Crowley: Locate this person immediately. I don’t care what it takes. Fail on pain of infinite pain. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
