Crowley Quotes

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Deputy Coroner (to Sam and Dean): Your colleagues are already inside.

Crowley and Castiel (at the same time): Agents.

Dean Winchester: Okay, this has gotta stop.

(Later...)

Castiel (about Crowley): I agree with Agent Zappa.

Dean Winchester: Oh, will you stop?

Castiel (about Lucifer): Well, the only way you'll clear that crowd without drawing fire is if he's otherwise engaged.

Dean Winchester: Engaged in what, Cas? Killing you?

Sam Winchester: Cas, you'll last... three minutes tops.

Castiel: Then I'll buy you three minutes.

Crowley (joins): Make it four. What? I help.

Castiel: Look at this... "The seeds of a ripe dragon fruit drizzled with exactly 1 ounce of Acacia honey, prepared in a ceramic bowl... No plastic." What is this spell?

Crowley: It's breakfast.

Sam Winchester: Guys, where's Crowley?

Castiel: He said he'd meet us here. Frankly, I appreciate the break. It's been weeks, and he's been right there, just talking and talking and talking. It's relentless.

Crowley: Don't listen to him. Feathers and I are all but inseparable now.

Crowley: We team up to save the world, and then bupkis. You don't call, you don't write.

Dean Winchester: Yeah, we don't care.

Crowley: Bumping into each other, working the same leads. What are the odds, Casie? Fate brought us together.

Castiel: I'm not interested.

Crowley: Why not? We made a somewhat effective team against Amara. It's been months, I mean months, since we last tried to kill each other...

Castiel: If you hear from him, don't hesitate to call.

Tommy: Okay, Agent... Beyoncé?

Crowley: I guess that makes me Agent Jay-Z.

Crowley (to Lucifer): Lucifer. Wearing Vince Vincente, second-tier star. I would've thought Bieber was more your style.

Crowley: What's the bloody hold-up? He's the one and only Satan in the phonebook.

Rowena: It's witchcraft, not Google Maps.

Crowley: Locate this person immediately. I don't care what it takes. Fail on pain of infinite pain.

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