Crowley Quotes

Crowley (to Sam): You’re right. I am a monster. And I’ve done bad. I’ve done things you can’t even imagine, horrible, evil, messy things. And I’ve loved every damn minute. So thank you, Sam, for reminding me who I really am.

Crowley: After we put Lucifer back in his cage, together, I’ll seal the gates of Hell. You’ll never see another demon again, apart from, of course, yours truly.

Mary Winchester: You would do that?

Crowley: Why not? They stab me in the back, I’ll happily stab them in the front, the sides, and right up their little black-eyed asses.

Crowley: You know, I’ve been focused for so long on keeping my job. Never realized I hate it. All those whining demons, the endless moan of damned souls, the paperwork! I mean, who wants that?

Sam Winchester: You.

Crowley: Unh-unh. Once, maybe.

Crowley: You have your people slaughtering the American Hunters, which, naturally, I applaud.

Dr. Hess: You know about that?

Crowley: I provided Arthur Ketch with a hellhound. I didn’t think he was looking for a pet.

Crowley (to Lucifer): You brag of your superior power. Well, genius trumps brute force.