Ryan Shaver: It happens when you're ready. I came out when I was five. I didn't really have a choice. Guess I was just born fabulous. I'm just glad you made it out.
Courtney Crimsen: Yeah. Me, too.
Ryan Shaver: If you start driving a Subaru and wearing flannel, I will hold an intervention. Be warned.
Courtney Crimsen: It was my first kiss, see? And I felt like it was ruined. Maybe 'cause her own first kiss had been ruined, maybe because she just felt bad, but... that's the real reason she kissed me back. That's what's in those photos Tyler took. Proof. That she was a good friend. And maybe that means I was bullying her the whole time. I don't know, but... that's the truth.
Clay Jensen: Christ, Courtney, you've got two gay dads!
Courtney Crimsen: Yeah, and I have since I was in preschool, when no one had gay dads. Do you have any idea what that's like? Even now. I mean... What if I were? What do you think everyone would say? "She's got two gay dads, that's why she's..." And my dads, they've taken so much crap, my whole life, for being gay and then for being dads, and I just can't... I couldn't do that to them.