Clint Barton (Hawkeye) Quotes

(Maya uses sign language to talk to Clint)

Clint Barton: Oh, uh, yeah. Sorry. Hard of hearing, not deaf.

(Maya signs again in response...)

Clint Barton: Oh, boy. More cookie, please. Thank you. (Maya leaves) Uh... Right, well, it's nice talking to you.

Clint Barton: Can I speak to your manager? This is like talking to furniture. I came here to talk to your boss. Is that possible? I'm trying to be civil here.

Tomas: Civil? We kidnapped you, rozumiesz? You are our hostage now, rozumiesz to?

Clint Barton: It's a nice place you got here. Not creepy at all.

Tomas: Hey, hey, hey, hey. You kid. I know you kid. So, don't kid, okay? Because it was getting very hard to find place. Now, all the warehouses are being converted into lofts, so how can I get something better? (his friends are telling him to calm down) Come on, bro. But he's criticizing.

(Clint is being kidnapped by the Tracksuit mafia, they put a bag over his head...)

Clint Barton: Guys, I can see through the bag.

(Clint is in a LARP fight...)

Clint Barton: I'm begging you. Kill me.

(Grills strikes Clint down...)

The crowd of LARPers (chearing and shouting): Finish him! Yes! Yes! Yes! Winner! For Mount Deepdale! Huzzah! Yes! Yes! And now, we burn the corpse! Burn the corpse!