Chloe Decker Quotes

Lucifer Morningstar: Are you... okay with what you saw? Detective... are you okay with me?

Chloe Decker: It's not like you haven't always told me the truth. You know? So... I think, deep down, I just... I always knew.

Lucifer Morningstar: But how does it make you feel? Afraid? Terrified? Do you want to yell at me? Punch me in the face? Run away again?

Chloe Decker: I... I think I just want to get back to work.

Lucifer Morningstar: That's all?

Chloe Decker: That's all. (Chloe walks away)

Lucifer Morningstar: What the f...

Chloe Decker: Trixie's best friend Landa got a new All-American doll, and now Trixie wants one. So what does she do? She destroys her old doll, expecting me to replace it.

Lucifer Morningstar: Mm, impressive. But, then, I'd expect nothing less from the shrewd little minx.

Chloe Decker: And I'm gonna find out exactly what you are once and for all.

Lucifer Morningstar: The Devil himself?

Chloe Decker: No, I'm guessing Larry Morningstar, the son of a plumber in Connecticut.

Chloe Decker: Next time you secretly follow someone, don't tailgate them. Draws a little attention.

Lucifer Morningstar: It's not my fault you drive like an elderly turtle.

Chloe Decker: Let's pretend for one second that you're someone else. Someone nice, someone mature.

Lucifer Morningstar: Ooh, I love role-play.

Lucifer Morningstar: What, you're just gonna leave me here? In this part of town?

Chloe Decker: You said you wanted danger.

Chloe Decker: I think I just figured it out, why you do these favors.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, really?

Chloe Decker: Mm-hmm. It's about power. It makes you feel superior. In control. You're addicted to creating chaos and seeing where the chips fall, to hell with the consequences. It's like you have some kind of god complex.

Lucifer Morningstar: I most certainly do not.

Chloe Decker: What the hell is happening?

Lucifer Morningstar: Maze is happening.

Chloe Decker: Your bartender's a ninja? Of course she is.

Lucifer Morningstar: Yeah.

One of the bad guys: What's that?

Lucifer Morningstar: Shattered tibia. Ooh, ouch... orbital fracture. It was first perfected in the hellfires of Tyre. Oh, the humerus crush! Love that move!

Lucifer Morningstar: No time for a quick drink, then.

Chloe Decker: We're on duty.

Lucifer Morningstar: You are the oldest young person I've ever met! And coming from an immortal, that's saying something.

Chloe Decker: Okay, I get it... you want to feel new things.

Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly.

(Chloe slaps Lucifer)

Chloe Decker: How's that?

Lucifer Morningstar: Bloody hell! That hurt! Do it again.

Lucifer Morningstar: When do I get my own gun?

Chloe Decker: I wouldn't trust you with my kid's lightsaber.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I simply offered the lieutenant a favor. She gets what she wants, and I get what I want... a nice juicy gang war.

Chloe Decker: You mean you offered to help prevent a gang war, right?

Lucifer Morningstar: Tomato, tom-ah-to.