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Cady Heron (narration): In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one nigth a year when a girl can dress like a total sl*t and no other girls can say anything about it. The hard-core girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears. Unfortunately, no one told me about the sl*t rule.

Karen Smith: God, my hips are huge!

Gretchen Wieners: Oh, please. I hate my calves.

Regina George: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.

Cady Heron (narration): I used to think there was just fat and skinny. Apparently, there's a lot of things that can be wrong on your body.

Gretchen Wieners: My hairline is so weird.

Regina George: My pores are huge.

Karen Smith: My nail beds suck.

(All three look at Cady...)

Cady Heron: I have really bad breath in the morning.

Regina George: Get in, loser. We're going shopping.

Cady Heron (narration): Regina's like the Barbie doll I never had. I'd never seen anybody so glamorous.

Regina George: So you've actually never been to a real school before? (Cady shakes her head) Shut up. Shut up.

Cady Heron: I didn't say anything.

Cady Heron: Who are The Plastics?

Damian Leigh: They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover.

Damian Leigh: You're taking 12th-grade calculus?

Cady Heron: Yeah, I like math.

Damian Leigh: Ew. Why?

Cady Heron: Because it's the same in every country.

Damian Leigh: That's beautiful. This girl is deep.

Cady Heron (narration): I got in trouble for the most random things.

Chemistry Teacher: Where are you going?

Cady Heron: Oh, I have to go to the bathroom.

Chemistry Teacher: You need the lavatory pass.

Cady Heron: OK. Can I have the lavatory pass?

Chemistry Teacher: Nice try. Have a seat.

Cady Heron (narration): I had never lived in a world where adults didn't trust me, where they were always yelling at me.

English Teacher: Don't read ahead!

History Teacher: No green pen!

Music Teacher: No food in class!

German Teacher: (yelling in German)!

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