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Aziraphale Quotes

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Crowley: Are you alright?

Aziraphale: Perfectly, yes. Uh, tip-top. Absolutely tickety-boo.

Crowley: Tickety-boo?

Anathema Device: Listen, my bike, it didn't have gears. I know my bike didn't have gears.

Crowley: Oh, Lord, heal this bike.

Aziraphale: I got carried away.

Aziraphale: You hit someone.

Crowley: I didn't. Someone hit me.

Aziraphale: Music. Why don't I put on a little... music? What's a Velvet Underground?

Crowley: You wouldn't like it.

Aziraphale: Oh. Bebop.

Aziraphale: Watch out for that pedestrian!

Crowley: She's on the street. She knows the risk she's taking.

Aziraphale: Just watch the... Watch the road! Crowley, you can't do 90 miles per hour in Central London.

Crowley: Why not?

Aziraphale: You'll get us killed. Well, inconveniently discorporated.

Aziraphale: Well, I'll be damned.

Crowley: It's not that bad when you get used to it.

Crowley: It'd be funny if we both got it wrong, eh? If I did the good thing and you did the bad one.

Aziraphale: No. It wouldn't be funny at all.

Crowley: Fruit tree in the middle of a garden with a "Don't Touch" sign. I mean, why not put it on the top of a high mountain? Or on the moon? Makes you wonder what God's really planning.

Aziraphale: Best not to speculate. It's all part of the Great Plan. It's not for us to understand. It's ineffable.

Crowley: The Great Plan's ineffable?

Aziraphale: Exactly. It is beyond understanding and incapable of being put into words.