Amy Farrah Fowler Quotes

Sheldon Cooper: You know, we did get dressed up and come all the way to City Hall.

Amy Farrah Fowler: What are you thinking?

Sheldon Cooper: I have always wanted a permit to dispose of hazardous waste.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Let's do it.

Sheldon Cooper: Amy, I never thought I'd want to marry anyone. So the fact that I found you is astonishing. It's-it's like finding dark matter, except they're looking for dark matter. I wasn't even looking for you. S-So you're even better than dark matter. Plus, plus, you interact with light, so I can see you. And, also, you don't account for the missing mass in the universe. But when you make a discovery like this, you don't just take it down to City Hall... you tell the whole world. And so I'll say it in Latin or Klingon or-or smoke signals, if-if that's not cultural appropriation.

Amy Farrah Fowler: It is.

Sheldon Cooper: Okay, so not smoke signals. But I want to do this right.

Sheldon Cooper: I'm getting married. The new Star Wars movie's coming out. We are really finishing this year strong.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Okay, but of the two of tho...? You know, I'm not even gonna ask. I'm not gonna ask.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I can't believe that people say that planning a wedding is one of the most stressful things in life.

Sheldon Cooper: I know. Not a day goes by that I don't marvel how much better we are than other people.

Sheldon Cooper: The Comic-Con breakup's easy to remember because Leonard was the saddest Pikachu.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Right, and he wiped his nose on your cape, and then you were the saddest Darth Vader.

Sheldon Cooper: I have grudges that go back to preschool. Someday, I'm gonna find a grown-up Elaine Dwyer and eat her favorite crayon while she watches.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Is that why there's an Elaine Dwyer on our guest list?

Sheldon Cooper: Yes. That night, I'm going to have the first dance and the last laugh.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I thought I'd surprise you with dinner.

Sheldon Cooper: For future reference, the best surprises are the ones I know about three days in advance.

Amy Farrah Fowler: It's plausible that when we're asleep, aspects of our personality that we repress might come out.

Sheldon Cooper: Don't try to put science lipstick on your New Age pig! And for the record, you make noises when you sleep, and I've never accused you of repressing your inner chainsaw.

Sheldon Cooper: I found the perfect wedding date.

Amy Farrah Fowler: That's terrific!

Sheldon Cooper: No, it's not. It was May 19, 1996. We would have had a lovely wedding.

And our honeymoon would have coincided with the first appearance of the Hale-Bopp comet.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, you were 16.

Sheldon Cooper: And in Texas... no one would have batted an eye. Oh, wait, it's no good. That's the day that Jon Pertwee, the third Doctor Who, died.

Amy Farrah Fowler: And it's in the past!