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Lucifer Morningstar: Since you're here, you can help me decide. Moscow Midnight or Blue Lagoon?

Amenadiel: That's the same shirt. (points at one eventually)

Lucifer Morningstar: Are you sure?

Amenadiel: Yeah.

Lucifer Morningstar: Thank you.

Amenadiel (to Lucifer about Chloe): You sure you don't want to chase after her? Maybe I can ask Father for some rain and make it a moment.

Amenadiel (talking about auctioned chains): Paul's wrists were too thick to fit in those chains.

Lucifer Morningstar: I know. That man never could pass on dessert, could he?

Amenadiel: He should have been the Saint of...

Lucifer Morningstar: Honey cakes?

Amenadiel: A toast to Dr. Linda Martin, therapist to the Devil himself.

Dr. Linda: I should put that on the door.

Amenadiel: You asked me here to tell me that?

Lucifer Morningstar: No, no, no, I thought I’d use you to remedy a situation that I’ve mishandled, and annoy you in the process. Kill two birds with one prayer sort of thing, hmm?

Amenadiel: All that I am saying is that this alliance with Pierce will not end well.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, one can only hope. And all I'm saying is that if you continue to meddle, Amenadiel... then you will be in my way.

Amenadiel: Well, then, Brother.

Lucifer Morningstar: Yes.

Amenadiel: I guess I'll be in your way.

Amenadiel: Father cursed him for a reason. I know you think you're friends with Pierce. I get it, but I am warning you, Luci. He has but one selfish goal. And working with him will only incur Father's wrath.

Lucifer Morningstar (laughing): What the...? That's the bloody point.

Amenadiel: I know that my Father is punishing you because you killed your own brother.

Marcus Pierce: Yeah, notice anyone else in here who plotted to kill his own brother?

Amenadiel: No, that was different.

Marcus Pierce: Well, it was only different 'cause you failed.

Amenadiel: We are nothing alike.

Marcus Pierce: Yeah, you're right. At least I had the balls to do it myself. You pawned the task off on someone else, you're worse. And if this is the punishment that I get for my crimes, what do you deserve?

Amenadiel: You know, I just don't understand it. I've never had a human illness before. But sore throat, itchy eyes, a fever... Is it a cold? The flu?

Doctor: It's chlamydia.

Amenadiel: Excuse me?

Doctor: It's a sexually transmitted disease.

Amenadiel: Right, but I can't have chlamydia. I'm an angel.

Doctor: Not to worry. A round of antibiotics and you'll be back to your, uh, angelic ways.

Amenadiel: Father will be furious. And you will suffer His wrath.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well... then He knows where to find me.

Lucifer Morningstar: Of course it'll work, Brother. That's why you asked me, remember? Someone crafty, smart...

Amenadiel: And evil.

Lucifer Morningstar: Evil?

Amenadiel: Well, if you want to find a deplorable criminal, you just ask a... well, you know what I mean, Luci. Come on. You are the Devil, after all.

Amenadiel: I suppose it's time to torture him. So, you're up.

Lucifer Morningstar: Look, just because I am the King of Hell doesn't mean I actually do the torturing. I'm more of a delegator.

Amenadiel: There must be hundreds of p*rn stars in Hell.

Lucifer Morningstar: Sadly, no, on account of all the good work they do here on Earth, I assume.