Alex Claremont-Diaz Quotes

Alex: Just to... put it out there...

Henry: Yes?

Alex: I guess you could say I'm... bisexual. Yeah.

Henry: Noted. Ah. Just to put it out there, I am... as gay as a maypole. (Alex starts laughing) What?

Alex: I have no idea what a maypole is.

Henry: Maypole. Right.

Alex: Are they known for their homosexual tendencies?

Henry: Oh, oh, God, yes. Notorious. Notorious for it.

Alex: I really thought you hated me.

Henry: I hated how good you looked.

Alex: Here's what we're gonna do.

Henry: Yes, tell me.

Alex: You're gonna stay at least 500 feet away from me for the rest of the night.

Henry: Sensible plan.

Alex: I'm not done.

Henry: Of course you're not.

Alex: Then at midnight, you're gonna come to my room on the second floor of the residence where I'm going to do some very bad things to you.

Alex: So are you still...?

Henry: Like Stonehenge.

Alex: Your Royal Hardness. Or Big Ben.

Henry: Nelson's Column.

Henry: Do you ever wonder who you'd be if you were... an anonymous person in the world?

Alex: I was an anonymous, working-class kid for most of my life. And then my mom became president. Who would you be?

Henry: I'd be a writer. Live in Paris. I'd certainly date more.

Alex: Yeah, 'cause it's so hard for a prince to get a date.

Henry: People I date don't interest me, and the people who interest me, I can't date.

Alex: Oh, my God, Henry, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Henry: Christ, you're as thick as it gets.

(Henry kisses Alex passionately)

Alex: You're expected at my New Year's party.

Henry: No, I hate New Year's.

Alex: Wow. Most people would kill to get an invite to my party.

Henry: That's perfect. Then kill me and I won't have to go.

Henry: I'm sorry I was a prick to you. I... It's no excuse, but I was a prick to everyone in those days. My father had died a few months before, and the palace insisted on parading me around. For the record... I-I didn't say, "Get me out of here." I said, "I need to get out of here," which is a different thing entirely.

Alex: Oh. Well, now I feel like I need to apologize.

Henry: Why do you dislike me?

Alex: Climate Conference in Melbourne. First night party. I went to introduce myself to you, and you looked at me like I had head lice. Then you turned to your equerry and said, "Get me out of here."

Henry: I didn't realize you'd heard that.

Alex: So you do admit that's a douchey thing to say.

Henry: I could have been nicer. All right, what else? It couldn't have just been the conference. Oh, my God, it is. It is, isn't it?

Alex: Don't minimize it.

Henry: Uh, uh, how could I possibly? It's already as minimal as it gets.

(Henry and Alex are squeezed in a small utility room...)

Henry: Santal 33.

Alex: Yeah?

Henry: Makes sense.

Alex: What do you mean by that?

Henry: It means you got good taste, Alex.

Alex: Thanks.

Henry: Alex has very strong opinions, and-and he shares them loudly.

Alex: What three words would I use to describe Henry? White, blond and British.