(Mobius and X-5 are watching Loki talking with Sylvie outside...)
X-5: What is happening right now? They're going over every detail of their relationship that's ever happened.
Mobius: Look. It's a complicated relationship, okay? There's a lot to unpack when you're basically in a relationship with yourself. They say opposites attract. No.
X-5: What is this? God, it's weird.
Loki: Don't you want to see the life you were supposed to live before they kidnapped you and brought you into the TVA?
Mobius: Not really.
Mobius: Because it's not my life.
Loki: But it could have been.
Mobius: It isn't. This is. I'd like to thank the guy who kidnapped me and brought me here. Got me this pie.
Loki: If you never look, you'll never know.
Mobius: The TVA is the only life I've ever known. I like it.
Loki: Look, I understand that. I get it, you know, you might think twice in case... it's something bad and you...
Mobius: Or something good. Something bad, I can handle. What if it's something good? Do you think I wanna have that rattling around in here? (points at his head) Of course not.
Mobius: Listen. That wasn't tactical. I lost it.
Loki: It's okay. Look, it happens. You know, sometimes a rage builds up and you just gotta... let it out. Do you remember that time I was so angry with my father and my brother, I went down to Earth and I held the whole of New York City hostage with an alien army? Tried to use the Mind Stone on Tony Stark. It didn't work, so I threw him off the building. I mean, let me tell you something. Wasn't tactical.
Loki: I lost it. Sometimes our emotions get the better of us.
Mobius: You can say that again.
X-5: Everyone here knows what you're doing, you know? You're just trying to make up for all the terrible, awful sh*t you've done in your life, you pathetic little man.
Mobius: Okay, that's enough.
Loki: No, no, Mobius. No, it's... It's riveting. Keep going. I want to hear more.
X-5: Good. See, everything you and Sylvie have ever done to try to help, has only ever made it worse.
Loki: Is that right?
X-5: See, I've read your file. It's you. You're the problem. Every time we've ever found a you. Problem is, you think you're special, but you're not. So, it doesn't matter what outfit you put on, play dress up or what little lies you tell your friends or even the lies you tell yourself. At the end of the day, you just make everything worse. For Mobius, for B-15, for your mother. 'Cause that's what you do. You lose. You're a loser. Stop trying to be a hero, man. You're a villain. And you're good at it. Do that.
O.B.: Hey, Loki's back. Well, I guess you two are ready to go.
Mobius: Wait, hold it, am I ready to get my skin peeled off? I don't know.
Loki: Am I ready to violently rip myself from every thread of time and space?
Mobius: I'd rather have that.
Loki: What? You'd rather be atomically disassembled and never reassembled again?
Mobius: Than have your skin ripped off?
Loki: At least you get to live.
Mobius: Live? What's the quality of life with no skin?
Loki: There has to be another way.
O.B.: When something is pruned, it's released from time, so the hope is that after you prune yourself, the Extractor will pull you into the present.
Loki: Of course. Yeah. Um... and then if it doesn't do that?
O.B.: Have you heard about how if you fall into a black hole you turn into spaghetti?
O.B.: Good. The less you know about that, the better.
O.B.: But it could be dangerous.
Mobius: How dangerous?
O.B.: Oh, not too bad if you're quick about it.
Mobius: Gotta be quick about it.
O.B.: If you spend too long in it, that kinda temporal energy will peel the skin right off you.
Mobius: Wait, I thought you said "not too bad" and now you're talking about me getting my skin peeled off of me.
O.B.: Oh, not too bad compared to what Loki has to do.
Mobius: Why, what's Loki gotta do?
Loki: Violently rip myself from every thread of time and space? All at once?
O.B.: That means prune yourself.
Mobius: That! That's what's been happening.
O.B.: Wow. Time slipping.
Mobius: What, you... Time... You know that?
Mobius: You've seen that?
Mobius: Can you fix that?
O.B.: No. It's impossible to time slip in the TVA.
Mobius: I know, but we just saw it happen.
O.B.: Yeah. I'm having trouble reconciling that.
O.B.: Remember, you got off on the wrong floor and I told you it was the wrong floor...
Mobius: Wait, that's right! Yes! Because then I stayed for a little bit. He took me over...
O.B.: No, you left immediately.
Mobius: Well, I'm back.
O.B.: Yes, you are. Believe it or not, he was my last visitor.
Loki: Wow. Reunited. Four hundred years.
Mobius: Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Hey, how are the other guys doin'?
O.B.: What other guys?
Loki: What other guys?
Mobius: It's just O.B.
Loki: It's just O.B.
Mobius: Yeah. O.B.
Mobius: Wait, that's who you said had my memory wiped?
Loki: Yes. He Who Remains.
Mobius: Is that what you're calling him, or that's his name?
Loki: That's how he was introduced.
Mobius: That's arrogant. It's like calling yourself "Last Man Standing."
Loki: Is it arrogant if you can back it up?
Mobius: Can he back it up?
Mobius: That's scary.
Loki: Imagine a million of them.
Mobius: I'd rather not.