Heated Rivalry Quotes

Kip: I don’t think you’re too lazy to be a serial killer.

Scott: Really?

Kip: Yeah, really. Yeah, you’re definitely not lazy.

Scott: I want you so bad. So bad. And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something this probably f-ked up? Like, I… I know I’m f-ked up. I get it. I’m not pretending I’m not. But I really, really like you. And I want you to stay. So I’m asking for what I want. I want you to be here when I get back from practice later. And I, uh, want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight. I, um… I want you more than I’ve wanted anything in a long time. Is, uh, is that too much? You can say it if it is. Um… Do say something, though.

Kip: I think I’d love to be here when you get back.

Scott: Wow. Wow, you are so beautiful.

Kip: I can’t believe you’re even into me.

Scott: I’m so into you. So into you. I can’t stop thinking about you.

(Scott takes off his shirt right after they walk in the apartment…)

Scott: Do you want the full tour now, or…

Kip: Or. I pick or.

Ilya: Hey, Hunter! Too bad you can’t play at home every night, right? It’s better for you, huh?

Scott: Go f-k yourself, Rozanov!

Ilya: It’s more fun if you’re there.

(Next day, another match…)

Shane: Hope next time we play, you decide to show up.

Scott: Cheap.

Shane: True.

Scott: You’re starting to sound like him.

Kip (to Scott): Just to be clear, I’m not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing. You all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May.

Kip: You’re not worried about breaking your routine?

Scott: No, I’m not actually that obsessive. Turns out I’m too lazy to be a serial killer. I took a quiz.

JJ (to Shane): Hey, if Rozanov f-ks you tonight, I’m gonna f-k him back.

Hayden: I think you mean “f-ks with,” buddy.

JJ: I f-king mean what I mean.