Tyrion Lannister: You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off.
Varys: You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?
Tyrion Lannister: Because I have balls, and you don't.
Arya Stark: I was never going to be as good a lady as you. So I had to be something else. I never could have survived what you survived.
Sansa Stark: You would have. You're the strongest person I know.
Arya Stark: I believe that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Sansa Stark: Well, don't get used to it. You're still very strange and annoying.
Bran Stark: Robert's Rebellion was built on a lie. Rhaegar didn't kidnap my aunt or rape her. He loved her. And she loved him. And Jon... Jon's real name...
Lyanna Stark (in flashback): His name is Aegon Targaryen. You have to protect him. Promise me, Ned.
Bran Stark: He's never been a bastard. He's the heir to the Iron Throne. He needs to know. We need to tell him.
Bran Stark: He needs to know the truth.
Samwell Tarly: The truth about what?
Bran Stark: About himself. No one knows. No one but me. Jon isn't really my father's son. He's the son of Rhaegar Targaryen and my aunt, Lyanna Stark. He was born in a tower in Dorne. His last name isn't really Snow, it's Sand.
Samwell Tarly: It's not.
Bran Stark: Dornish bastards are named Sand.
Samwell Tarly: At the Citadel, I transcribed a High Septon's diary. He annulled Rhaegar's marriage to Elia. He wed Rhaegar and Lyanna in a secret ceremony.
Jaime Lannister: I pledged to ride north. I intend to honor that pledge.
Cersei Lannister: And that will be treason.
Jaime Lannister: Treason?
Cersei Lannister: Disobeying your queen's command, fighting with her enemies. What would you call it?
Jaime Lannister: Doesn't matter what I'd call it.
Cersei Lannister: I told you no one walks away from me.
Jaime Lannister: Are you going to order him to kill me? I'm the only one you have left. Our children are gone, our father is gone. It's just me and you now.
Cersei Lannister: There's one more yet to come.
Jaime Lannister: Give the order, then. (Cersei nods and The Mountain pulls his sword) I don't believe you. (Jaime leaves)
Cersei Lannister (to Jaime): Do you really think Euron Greyjoy turned tail and sailed back to the Iron Islands? Do you think he abandoned the chance to marry the queen? No one walks away from me. He's sailing with his fleet to Essos. He's going to ferry the Golden Company back here to help us win the war for Westeros.
Cersei Lannister: I always knew you were the stupidest Lannister. The Starks and Targaryens have united against us, and you want to fight alongside them? Are you a traitor or an idiot?
Jaime Lannister: You pledged our forces to fight our common enemy...
Cersei Lannister: I'll say whatever I need to say to ensure the survival of our house.
Petyr Baelish: Sansa, I beg you!
Sansa Stark: Thank you for all your many lessons, Lord Baelish. I will never forget them.
Sansa Stark (to Baelish): Sometimes when I'm trying to understand a person's motives, I play a little game. I assume the worst. What's the worst reason you have for turning me against my sister? That's what you do, isn't it? That's what you've always done... turn family against family, turn sister against sister. That's what you did to our mother and Aunt Lysa, and that's what you tried to do to us.
Theon Greyjoy: But the things I've done...
Jon Snow: It's not my place to forgive you for all of it. But what I can forgive, I do. You don't need to choose. You're a Greyjoy... and you're a Stark.
Theon Greyjoy: When I was Ramsay's prisoner, Yara tried to save me. She's the only one who tried to save me. She needs me now.
Jon Snow: So, why are you still talking to me?