Daenerys Targaryen: This place was the beginning of the end for my family. A dragon is not a slave. They were terrifying. Extraordinary. They filled people with wonder and awe, and we locked them in here. They wasted away. They grew small. And we grew small as well. We weren't extraordinary without them. We were just like everyone else.
Tyrion Lannister: I think she will make the world a better place.
Cersei Lannister: You said she'd destroy King's Landing.
Tyrion Lannister: She knows herself. She chose an advisor who would check her worst impulses instead of feeding them. That's the difference between you.
Tyrion Lannister (to Cersei): You love your family, and I have destroyed it. I will always be a threat. So put an end to me... If it weren't for me, you'd have a mother. If it weren't for me, you'd have a father. If it weren't for me, you'd have two beautiful children. I've thought about killing you more times than I can count. Do it! Say the word.
Tyrion Lannister: You spoke with her?
Jaime Lannister: At her until she kicked me out. She thinks I was an idiot to trust you. A lot of people seem to think that, actually.
Tyrion Lannister: I'm about to step into a room with the most murderous woman in the world who's already tried to kill me twice, that I know of. Who's an idiot?
Jaime Lannister: I suppose we should say goodbye, one idiot to another.
Tyrion Lannister: I'm pleased you bent the knee to our queen. I would have advised it, had you asked. But have you ever considered learning how to lie every now and then? Just a bit?
Jon Snow: I'm not going to swear an oath I can't uphold.
Jon Snow (to Cersei): I am true to my word. Or I try to be. That is why I cannot give you what you ask. I cannot serve two queens. And I have already pledged myself to Queen Daenerys of House Targaryen.
Cersei Lannister: If those things come for us, there will be no kingdoms to rule. Everything we suffered will have been for nothing. Everything we lost will have been for nothing. The crown accepts your truce. Until the dead are defeated, they are the true enemy. In return, the King in the North will extend this truce. He will remain in the North where he belongs. He will not take up arms against the Lannisters. He will not choose sides.
Euron Greyjoy: I've been around the world. I've seen everything, things you couldn't imagine, and this... this is the only thing I've ever seen that terrifies me.
Jon Snow: If we don't win this fight, then that (points to wight) is the fate of every person in the world. There is only one war that matters... the Great War. And it is here.
Tyrion Lannister: We are a group of people who do not like one another, as this recent demonstration has shown. We have suffered at each other's hands. We have lost people we love at each other's hands. If all we wanted was more of the same, there would be no need for this gathering. We are entirely capable of waging war against each other without meeting face-to-face.
Cersei Lannister: So instead, we should settle our differences and live together in harmony for the rest of our days?
Tyrion Lannister: We all know that will never happen.
Cersei Lannister: Then why are we here?
Jon Snow: This isn't about living in harmony. It's just about living.
Tyrion Lannister: I think we ought to begin with larger concerns.
Euron Greyjoy: Then why are you talking? You're the smallest concern here.
Tyrion Lannister: Do you remember when we discussed dwarf jokes?
Theon Greyjoy: His wasn't even good.
Tyrion Lannister: He explained it at the end. Never explain. It always ruins it.
Sandor Clegane (to his brother): Remember me? Yeah, you do. You're even fucking uglier than I am now. What did they do to you? Doesn't matter. That's not how it ends for you, brother. You know who's coming for you. You've always known.
Sandor Clegane: Seems every bad idea has some Lannister cunt behind it.
Tyrion Lannister: And some Clegane cunt to help them see it through.
Tyrion Lannister: A pleasant surprise in an unpleasant situation.
Podrick Payne: I never thought I'd see you again, my lord.
Tyrion Lannister: Supporting the enemy, no less.
Podrick Payne: Hard to blame you.
Tyrion Lannister: Cersei will anyway.
Podrick Payne: I'm glad you're alive.
Bronn (to Podrick): Come on! You can suck his magic cock later.