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Jack Harkness: Last time I was sentenced to death I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that. Woke up in bed with both my executioners. Lovely couple. They stayed in touch. Can't say that about most executioners.

Rose Tyler: Look at you beaming away like you're Father Christmas.

Doctor: Who says I'm not? Red bicycle when you were 12.

Jack Harkness (about a soldier): Trust me, you're not his type. I'll distract him. Don't wait up.

Doctor: Relax. He's a 51st century guy. He's just a bit more flexible when it comes to dancing.

Rose Tyler: How flexible?

Doctor: By his time, you lot are spread out across half the galaxy.

Rose Tyler: Meaning?

Doctor: So many species, so little time.

Rose Tyler: What, that's what we do when we get out there? That's our mission? We seek new life and... and...

Doctor: Dance.

Jack Harkness: Carry on with whatever it was you were doing.

Doctor: We were talking about dancing.

Jack Harkness: It didn't look like talking.

Rose Tyler: Didn't feel like dancing.

Rose Tyler: What? Are you telling me you do dance?

Doctor: 900 years old, me. I've been around a bit. I think you can assume at some point I've danced.

Rose Tyler: You?

Doctor: Problem?

Rose Tyler: Doesn't the universe implode or something if you dance?

Doctor: Well, I've got the moves but I wouldn't want to boast.

Jack Harkness: It's the special features, they really drain the battery.

Rose Tyler: The battery? It's so lame.

Jack Harkness: I was going to send for another one but somebody's got to blow up the factory.

Rose Tyler: I know. First day I met him, he blew my job up. That's practically how he communicates.

Doctor: Can you sense it?

Jack Harkness: Sense what?

Doctor: Coming out of the walls. Can you feel it? Funny little human brains. How do you get around in those things?

Rose Tyler: When he's stressed, he likes to insult species.

Doctor: Rose, I'm thinking!

Rose Tyler: He cuts himself shaving. He does half an hour on life-forms he's cleverer than.

Doctor: Sonic blaster, 51st century. Weapon factories of Villengard?

Jack Harkness: You've been to the factories?

Doctor: Once.

Jack Harkness: They're gone now, destroyed. Main reactor went critical, vaporized the lot.

Doctor: Like I said. Once. There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good.

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