Shopping Quotes

If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.

- O'Brian's Law

I've been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear.

- Sally Poplin

Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.

- Erma Bombeck

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

- Erma Bombeck

I don't shop because I need something, I just shop for shopping's sake.

- Cat Deeley

Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.

- Victoria Moran

Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.

- Rebecca Hall

A bargain ain't a bargain unless it's something you need.

- Sidney Carroll