Pick-Up Lines Quotes

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Did your father sell diamonds? ‘Cause you are flawless.

I saw the doctor. He said my body’s deficient… in vitamin U.

You’re like food poisoning – tying my stomach in knots.

Call for you. It’s Heaven, wondering if you’re coming home.

If I seem drunk, it’s only because you’re so intoxicating.

Can you get that for me? I dropped my jaw.

You must be a genie, because you’re making my dreams come true.

Baby, who cares about the sun? I’m the only light you need.

You’re like a broken thermostat. I just can’t turn you down.

Do you have a watch? I think it’s snuggle time.

If I were a cat, I’d want to spend all 9 lives with you.

You have beautiful thighs. Eyes! I meant eyes! But your thighs are nice too…