Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100 % off. - Unknown
Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100 % off.
- Unknown
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Did your father sell diamonds? ‘Cause you are flawless.
I saw the doctor. He said my body's deficient… in vitamin U.
You're like food poisoning – tying my stomach in knots.
Call for you. It's Heaven, wondering if you're coming home.
If I seem drunk, it's only because you're so intoxicating.
Can you get that for me? I dropped my jaw.
You must be a genie, because you're making my dreams come true.
Baby, who cares about the sun? I'm the only light you need.
You're like a broken thermostat. I just can't turn you down.
Do you have a watch? I think it's snuggle time.
If I were a cat, I'd want to spend all 9 lives with you.
You have beautiful thighs. Eyes! I meant eyes! But your thighs are nice too…
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