Me: Scientists found what makes hair turn gray and fall out. Wife: They discovered children? - James Breakwell
Me: Scientists found what makes hair turn gray and fall out.
Wife: They discovered children?
- James Breakwell
Me: Who ate my brownie? 2-year-old: A penguin. Me: Are you the penguin? 2: *waddles away* - James Breakwell
Me: Who ate my brownie?
2-year-old: A penguin.
Me: Are you the penguin?
2: *waddles away*
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