Famous Quotes

You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role. When you look at pictures of me, the longer my hair is, the longer my facial hair is, that's just the longer I haven't gotten a job.

- Chris Pratt

Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love.

- William Shakespeare

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

- Ronald Reagan

I'm Ric Flair! The Stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun!

- Ric Flair

There is a tide in the affairs of men. Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. Omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries. On such a full sea are we now afloat. And we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures.

- William Shakespeare

God is in the details.

- Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

- Unknown

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner'... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

- Charlie Sheen

The goal of socialism is communism.

- Vladimir Lenin

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

- Eddie Izzard

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

- Charles Caleb Colton

A place for everything, everything in its place.

- Benjamin Franklin