I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
- Tom Waits
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man. - Heraclitus
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.
- Heraclitus
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem. - Theodore Isaac Rubin
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.
- Theodore Isaac Rubin
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