I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. - Steven Wright
I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
- Steven Wright
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. - Norman Vincent Peale
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
- Norman Vincent Peale
You kids better love what I got you for Christmas, because Mommy has to do unspeakable thing on Black Friday to get it. - Unknown
You kids better love what I got you for Christmas, because Mommy has to do unspeakable thing on Black Friday to get it.
- Unknown
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