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Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Quotes

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Thor (to Valkyrie): My God, you're a Valkyrie. I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out that you were all women.

Thor: Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?

Korg: Doug has. Doug! Our luck, Doug's dead. That's right. Everyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perishes.

Thor: What about you? You're made of rocks.

Korg: Perishable rock. There you go. Another one gone.

Korg (to Thor): The only thing that does make sense is that nothing makes sense.

Thor: How'd you end up in here?

Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets. So hardly anyone turned up, except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster, that one. But I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that. Do you reckon you'd be interested?

Korg (to Thor): Over here. The pile of rocks waving at you. Here. Yeah, I'm actually a thing. I'm a being. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. But don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you. This is my very good friend over here, Miek. He's an insect and has knives for hands.

Grandmaster: Who are you?

Thor: I am the God of Thunder!

Grandmaster: Wow. Wow... I didn't hear any thunder, but out of your fingers, was that like... sparkles?

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Thor: You'll pay for this.

Valkyrie: No, I got paid for this.

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Thor: I suppose I'll need my brother back.

Doctor Strange: Oh. Yeah. Right.

Loki: I have been falling for 30 minutes!

Fan (to Thor): Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.

Thor (to Loki): She didn't dump me, you know. I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping.

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Loki: How was I supposed to know? Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch.

Thor: No? Then why do you dress like one?

Loki: Hey.

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(Fiction theathe for Loki's amusement)

Thor (actor): You are the savior of Asgard.

Loki (actor): Tell my story.

Thor (actor): I will.

Loki (actor): Build a statue for me.

Thor (actor): We will build a big statue for you.

Loki (actor): With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.

Thor (actor): I will tell Father what you did here today.

Loki (actor): I didn't do it for him. (Real Loki repeats it as well)

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