Bob Parr: Something classic, like Dynaguy!Oh! He had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots...
Edna Mode: No capes!
Bob Parr: Isn't that my decision?
Edna Mode: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers. Nice man. Good with kids.
Bob Parr: Listen, E...
Edna Mode: November 15th of '58. All was well, another day saved when his cape snagged on a missile fin.
Bob Parr: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...
Edna Mode: Stratogale! April 23rd, '57. Cape caught in a jet turbine.
Bob Parr: You can't generalize about these things.
Edna Mode: Meta-Man. Express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff. Splashdown, sucked into a vortex. No capes!
Helen Parr: Now, it's perfectly normal...
Violet Parr: Normal? What do you know about normal? What does anyone in this family know about normal?
Helen Parr: Now, wait a minute, young lady...
Violet Parr: We act normal. I wanna be normal. The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained.
Dash Parr: Lucky. (Violet and Helen give him a look) I meant about being normal.
Senator: It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity. Time for them to join us, or go away.
Narrator/News: Under public pressure, and the financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly initiated the Superhero Relocation Program. The supers were granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place.
Helen Parr: You're late. When you asked if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.
Bob Parr: It was playful banter.
Helen Parr: Cutting it close, don't you think?
Bob Parr: You need to be more... flexible.
Helen Parr: I love you, but if we're gonna make this work, you've gotta be more than Mr. Incredible. You know that. Don't you? As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.
Bob Parr: Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?
Mr. Incredible: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. I mean... Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. "I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean? For ten minutes?" Sometimes I think I'd just like the simple life, you know? Relax a little and raise a family.