Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) Quotes

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Master Yoda: I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.

Ben Kenobi: He will learn patience.

Master Yoda: Much anger in him... like his father.

Ben Kenobi: Was I any different when you taught me?

Master Yoda: No. He is not ready.

Luke Skywalker: Hey, give me that.

Master Yoda: Mine, or I will help you not.

Luke Skywalker: I don't want your help. I want my lamp back. I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mud-hole.

Master Yoda: Mud-hole? Slimy? My home this is.

Master Yoda: Help you I can. Yes.

Luke Skywalker: I don't think so. I'm looking for a great warrior.

Master Yoda: Great warrior. Wars not make one great.

(Falcon shakes and Leia falls into Han's arms)

Leia Organa: Let go. Let go, please.

Han Solo: Don't get excited.

Leia Organa: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.

Han Solo: Sorry, sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.

(The Falcon shakes...)

C-3PO: Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.

Han Solo: Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things. Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive.

C-3PO: Sometimes I just don't understand human behaviour. After all, I'm only trying to do my job.

Leia Organa: This bucket of bolts will never get past that blockade.

Han Solo: This baby's got a few surprises left in her. Let's hope we don't have a burnout. See?

Leia Organa: Someday you'll be wrong. I hope I'm there to see it.

Han Solo: Well, Your Worship... looks like you managed to keep me around for a little while longer.

Leia Organa: I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for any ships to leave... until we've activated the energy field.

Han Solo: That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.

Leia Organa: I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.

(Chewie laughs)

Han Solo: Laugh it up, fuzzball... but you didn't see us alone in the south passage. She expressed her true feelings for me.

Leia Organa: My... Why, you stuck-up, half-witted... scruffy-looking nerf herder!

Han Solo: Who's scruffy-lookin'? (to Luke): I must have hit close to the mark to get her riled up like that, huh, kid?

Leia Organa: I guess you don't know everything about women yet. (kisses Luke)

C-3PO: Master Luke, sir, it's so good to see you fully functional again.

Luke Skywalker: Thanks, 3PO.

(R2D2 comes in beeping happily...)

C-3PO: R2 expresses his relief also.

Han Solo: Afraid I'd leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?

Leia Organa: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.

Han Solo: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss!

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