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Cady Heron: You're not stupid, Karen.

Karen Smith: No. I am, actually. I'm failing almost everything.

Cady Heron: Well, there must be something you're good at.

Karen Smith: I can put my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?

Cady Heron: No. That's OK. Anything else?

Karen Smith: I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.

Cady Heron: What do you mean?

Karen Smith: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain.

Cady Heron: Really? That's amazing.

Karen Smith: Well, they can tell when it's raining.

Cady Heron (narration): The weird thing about hanging out with Regina was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me. Same with Gretchen. The meaner Regina was to her, the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back. She knew it was better to be in The Plastics, hating life than to not be in at all. Because being with The Plastics was like being famous. People looked at you all the time, and everybody just knew stuff about you.

(Gretchen is reading her essay in class...)

Gretchen Wieners: Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar, hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. OK, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it becomeOK for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just stab Caesar!

Gretchen Wieners (to Cady about Aaron): Look how red she is. You love him. And he totally complimented you. That is so fetch.

Regina George: Gretchen, stop trying to make "fetch" happen. It's not going to happen.

Cady Heron (narration): In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one nigth a year when a girl can dress like a total sl*t and no other girls can say anything about it. The hard-core girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears. Unfortunately, no one told me about the sl*t rule.

Karen Smith: God, my hips are huge!

Gretchen Wieners: Oh, please. I hate my calves.

Regina George: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.

Cady Heron (narration): I used to think there was just fat and skinny. Apparently, there's a lot of things that can be wrong on your body.

Gretchen Wieners: My hairline is so weird.

Regina George: My pores are huge.

Karen Smith: My nail beds suck.

(All three look at Cady...)

Cady Heron: I have really bad breath in the morning.

Mrs. George (to Cady): Welcome to our home. Just want you to know, if you need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are no rules in this house. I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. Right, Regina?

Regina George: Please stop talking.

Regina George: Get in, loser. We're going shopping.

Cady Heron (narration): Regina's like the Barbie doll I never had. I'd never seen anybody so glamorous.

Regina George (to Cady): So we'll see you tomorrow.

Karen Smith: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

Quote from the movie Mean Girls | Karen Smith (to Cady): So if you're from Africa... why are you white? Gretchen Wieners: Oh, my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Regina George: Oh, my God, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?

Cady Heron: Oh, my mom made it for me.

Regina George: It's adorable.

Gretchen Wieners: Oh, it's so fetch.

Regina George: What is "fetch"?

Gretchen Wieners: Oh, it's, like, slang. From England.

Regina George: So you've actually never been to a real school before? (Cady shakes her head) Shut up. Shut up.

Cady Heron: I didn't say anything.

Janis Ian: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, sl*t-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.

Damian Leigh: She's the queen bee. The star. Those other two are just her little workers.

Quote from the movie Mean Girls | Janis Ian: That little one? That's Gretchen Wieners. Damian Leigh: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel. Janis Ian: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. Damian Leigh: That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

Janis Ian: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.

Damian Leigh: She asked me how to spell "orange".

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