Thor: There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, “Yeah, it’s me!” And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Thor: I’m saying that I wanna be on the team.Valkyrie: Has it got a name?Thor: Yeah, it’s called the Revengers.Valkyrie: Revengers?Thor: Because I’m getting revenge. You’re getting revenge… Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Thor: You and I had a fight recently.Bruce Banner: Did I win?Thor: No, I won. Easily.Bruce Banner: Doesn’t sound right. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Bruce Banner: What happened to your hair?Thor: Some creepy old man cut it off.Bruce Banner: It looks good.Thor: Oh, thanks. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Thor (to Valkyrie): Keep drinking, keep hiding. But me… I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them. Because that’s what… Because that’s what heroes do. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Thor: We’re the same, you and I. We’re just a couple of hot-headed fools.Hulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.Thor: We’re kind of both like fire.Hulk: But Hulk like real fire. Hulk like raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Thor (to Hulk): Loki’s alive. Can you believe it? He’s up there. Loki! Look who it is! Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Thor (to Valkyrie): My God, you’re a Valkyrie. I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out that you were all women. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Thor: Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.Korg: Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.Thor: That’s a nice way of putting it. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Thor: Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster’s champion?Korg: Doug has. Doug! Our luck, Doug’s dead. That’s right. Everyone who fights the Grandmaster’s champion perishes.Thor: What about you? You’re made of rocks.Korg: Perishable rock. There you go. Another one gone. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Korg (to Thor): The only thing that does make sense is that nothing makes sense. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Thor: How’d you end up in here?Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn’t print enough pamphlets. So hardly anyone turned up, except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster, that one. But I’m actually organizing another revolution. I don’t know if you’d be interested in something like that. Do you reckon you’d be interested? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Korg (to Thor): Over here. The pile of rocks waving at you. Here. Yeah, I’m actually a thing. I’m a being. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I’m kind of like the leader in here. I’m made of rocks, as you can see. But don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid unless you’re made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you. This is my very good friend over here, Miek. He’s an insect and has knives for hands. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Grandmaster: Who are you?Thor: I am the God of Thunder!Grandmaster: Wow. Wow… I didn’t hear any thunder, but out of your fingers, was that like… sparkles? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
