Mean Girls (2004) Quotes

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Karen Smith: God, my hips are huge!

Gretchen Wieners: Oh, please. I hate my calves.

Regina George: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.

Cady Heron (narration): I used to think there was just fat and skinny. Apparently, there's a lot of things that can be wrong on your body.

Gretchen Wieners: My hairline is so weird.

Regina George: My pores are huge.

Karen Smith: My nail beds suck.

(All three look at Cady...)

Cady Heron: I have really bad breath in the morning.

Mrs. George (to Cady): Welcome to our home. Just want you to know, if you need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are no rules in this house. I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. Right, Regina?

Regina George: Please stop talking.

Regina George: Get in, loser. We're going shopping.

Cady Heron (narration): Regina's like the Barbie doll I never had. I'd never seen anybody so glamorous.

Regina George (to Cady): So we'll see you tomorrow.

Karen Smith: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

Regina George: Oh, my God, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?

Cady Heron: Oh, my mom made it for me.

Regina George: It's adorable.

Gretchen Wieners: Oh, it's so fetch.

Regina George: What is "fetch"?

Gretchen Wieners: Oh, it's, like, slang. From England.

Regina George: So you've actually never been to a real school before? (Cady shakes her head) Shut up. Shut up.

Cady Heron: I didn't say anything.

Janis Ian: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, sl*t-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.

Damian Leigh: She's the queen bee. The star. Those other two are just her little workers.

Janis Ian: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.

Damian Leigh: She asked me how to spell "orange".

Cady Heron: Who are The Plastics?

Damian Leigh: They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover.

Damian Leigh: You're taking 12th-grade calculus?

Cady Heron: Yeah, I like math.

Damian Leigh: Ew. Why?

Cady Heron: Because it's the same in every country.

Damian Leigh: That's beautiful. This girl is deep.

Cady Heron (narration): I got in trouble for the most random things.

Chemistry Teacher: Where are you going?

Cady Heron: Oh, I have to go to the bathroom.

Chemistry Teacher: You need the lavatory pass.

Cady Heron: OK. Can I have the lavatory pass?

Chemistry Teacher: Nice try. Have a seat.

Cady Heron (narration): I had never lived in a world where adults didn't trust me, where they were always yelling at me.

English Teacher: Don't read ahead!

History Teacher: No green pen!

Music Teacher: No food in class!

German Teacher: (yelling in German)!

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