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Mrs. George (to Cady): Welcome to our home. Just want you to know, if you need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are no rules in this house. I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. Right, Regina?

Regina George: Please stop talking.

Regina George: Get in, loser. We're going shopping.

Cady Heron (narration): Regina's like the Barbie doll I never had. I'd never seen anybody so glamorous.

Regina George (to Cady): So we'll see you tomorrow.

Karen Smith: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

Quote from the movie Mean Girls | Karen Smith (to Cady): So if you're from Africa... why are you white? Gretchen Wieners: Oh, my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Regina George: Oh, my God, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?

Cady Heron: Oh, my mom made it for me.

Regina George: It's adorable.

Gretchen Wieners: Oh, it's so fetch.

Regina George: What is "fetch"?

Gretchen Wieners: Oh, it's, like, slang. From England.

Regina George: So you've actually never been to a real school before? (Cady shakes her head) Shut up. Shut up.

Cady Heron: I didn't say anything.

Janis Ian: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, sl*t-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.

Damian Leigh: She's the queen bee. The star. Those other two are just her little workers.

Quote from the movie Mean Girls | Janis Ian: That little one? That's Gretchen Wieners. Damian Leigh: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel. Janis Ian: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. Damian Leigh: That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

Janis Ian: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.

Damian Leigh: She asked me how to spell "orange".

Cady Heron: Who are The Plastics?

Damian Leigh: They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover.

Damian Leigh: You're taking 12th-grade calculus?

Cady Heron: Yeah, I like math.

Damian Leigh: Ew. Why?

Cady Heron: Because it's the same in every country.

Damian Leigh: That's beautiful. This girl is deep.

Cady Heron (narration): I got in trouble for the most random things.

Chemistry Teacher: Where are you going?

Cady Heron: Oh, I have to go to the bathroom.

Chemistry Teacher: You need the lavatory pass.

Cady Heron: OK. Can I have the lavatory pass?

Chemistry Teacher: Nice try. Have a seat.

Cady Heron (narration): I had never lived in a world where adults didn't trust me, where they were always yelling at me.

English Teacher: Don't read ahead!

History Teacher: No green pen!

Music Teacher: No food in class!

German Teacher: (yelling in German)!

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