Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) Quotes

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Ron Weasley: Hang on. That's not possible. Ancient Runes is in the same time as Divination. You have to be in two classes at once.

Hermione Granger: Don't be silly. How could anyone be in two classes at once? "Broaden your minds. Use your Inner Eye to see the future."

Sybill Trelawney: The truth lies buried like a sentence deep within a book, waiting to be read. But first, you must broaden your minds. First, you must look beyond.

Hermione Granger: What a load of rubbish.

Arthur Weasley: When you stopped You-Know-Who... Black lost everything. But to this day, he still remains a faithful servant. And in his mind... you are the only thing that stands in the way... of You-Know-Who returning to power. And that is why... he has escaped from Azkaban. To find you.

Harry Potter: And kill me.

Arthur Weasley: Harry, swear to me that whatever you might hear... you won't go looking for Black.

Harry Potter: Mr. Weasley... why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?

Stan Shunpike: "Welcome to the Knight Bus... emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. My name is Stan Shunpike, and I will be your conductor for this evening." What you doing down there?

Harry Potter: I fell over.

Stan Shunpike: What you fall over for?

Harry Potter: I didn't do it on purpose.

Marge Dursley: You mustn't blame yourself about how this one turned out. It's all to do with blood. Bad blood will out. What is it the boy's father did, Petunia?

Petunia Dursley: Nothing. He didn't work. He was unemployed.

Marge Dursley: And a drunk too, no doubt?

Harry Potter: That's a lie.

Marge Dursley: What did you say?

Harry Potter: My dad wasn't a drunk.

(A glass explodes in Marge's hand, she later resumes the topic...)

Marge Dursley: Actually, it's nothing to do with the father. It's all to do with the mother. You see it all the time with dogs. If something's wrong with the b*tch, then something's wrong with the pup.

Harry Potter: Shut up! Shut up!

Marge Dursley (raising her finger): Right. Let me tell you...

(Her finger starts to blow up and her body soon follows ending in Marge floating away...)

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