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Drax: I just saved Quill.

Peter Quill: We've already established that you destroying the ship that I'm on is not saving me.

Drax: When did we establish it?

Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago!

Drax: I wasn't listening. I was thinking of something else.
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Quote from Guardians of the Galaxy | Yondu: When I picked you up as a kid, these boys wanted to eat you. They ain't never tasted Terran before. I saved your life! Peter Quill: Oh, will you shut up about that? God! Twenty years, you been throwing that in my face, like it's some great thing, not eating me. Normal people don't even think about eating someone else! Much less that person having to be grateful for it! You abducted me, man. You stole me from my home and from my family.
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Ronan: The Orb is in my possession, as I promised.

Thanos: Bring it to me.

Ronan: Yes, that was our agreement. Bring you the Orb, and you will destroy Xandar for me. However, now that I know it contains an Infinity Stone, I wonder what use I have for you.

Thanos: Boy, I would reconsider your current course.

Korath: Master! You cannot! Thanos is the most powerful being in the universe.

Ronan: Not anymore.
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Rocket: Come on, Groot. Ronan has the Stone. The only chance we got is to get to the other side of the universe as fast as we can and maybe, just maybe, we'll be able to live full lives before that whack-job ever gets there.

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Save them? How?

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: I know they're the only friends that we ever had, but there's an army of Ravagers around them. And there's only two of us!

Drax: Three.

(Rocket is frustrated and starts kicking around...)

Rocket: Arg! You're making me beat... up grass!
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Quote from Guardians of the Galaxy | Rocket: What has the galaxy ever done for you? Why would you wanna save it? Peter Quill: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!
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Rocket: I can't believe you had that in your purse! (The orb/infinity stone)

Peter Quill: It's not a purse, it's a knapsack!
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Rocket: When all this is over I'm not gonna kill every last one of you jerks.

Peter Quill: See? That's exactly why none of you have any friends! Five seconds after you meet somebody, you're already trying to kill them!
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Rocket: He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does! Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart, and put back together, over and over and turned into some... Some little monster!

Peter Quill: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster.

Rocket: He (Drax) called me "vermin"! She (Gamora) called me "rodent"!
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Quote from Guardians of the Galaxy | (Quill tries to kiss Gamora...) Gamora: No! (puts a knife to his throat) Peter Quill: Ow! What the hell?! Gamora: I know who you are, Peter Quill! And I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your... Your pelvic sorcery! Peter Quill: That is not what is happening here.
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Gamora: I'm a warrior and an assassin. I do not dance.

Peter Quill: Really? On my planet, there's a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing, well... It's the greatest thing there is.

Gamora: Who put the sticks up their butts?

Peter Quill: What? No, that's just a...

Gamora: That is cruel.
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Gamora: Quill, your ship is filthy. (leaves)

Peter Quill: Oh, she has no idea. If I had a black light, the place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Rocket: You got issues, Quill.
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Peter Quill: What is that?

Rocket: That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons.

Gamora: No one's blowing up moons.

Rocket: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.
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Quote from Guardians of the Galaxy | Drax: This one shows spirit. He shall make a keen ally in the battle against Ronan. Companion, what were you retrieving? (Peter gives him the walkman) You're an imbecile.
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Rocket: They crumpled my pants up into a ball. That's rude! They folded yours.
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Rocket: I have a plan! I have a plan!

Drax: Cease your yammering and relieve us from this irksome confinement.

Peter Quill: Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.

Drax: Do not ever call me a thesaurus.

Peter Quill: It's just a metaphor, dude.

Rocket: His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.

Drax: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

Gamora: I'm gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
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