Maria Rambeau: That is the craziest shit I ever heard.
Monica Rambeau: Green, transforming aliens? There's no such thing.
Nick Fury: You're absolutely right, young lady. There is no such thing. 'Cause if there were... We would wanna keep that to ourselves.
Carol Danvers: That agent... That stopped the Skrulls from finding us...
Nick Fury: Coulson. The new guy. I guess he doesn't hate me yet.
Carol Danvers: Yeah, well. Give him time.
Nick Fury: I guess he had a feeling, you know. Went with his gut against orders. It's a really hard thing to do. That's what keeps us human.
Carol Danvers: I get in trouble for that. A lot.
Nick Fury: I see that about you.
Nick Fury: Lemme get my fingerprint out. (the piece of tape is crumbled) Just let me unravel this... (Carol blasts away the knob from the door) You sat there, and watched me play with tape, when all you had to do was...
Carol Danvers: I didn't want to steal your thunder.
Carol Danvers: Nicholas Joseph Fury? You have three names?
Nick Fury: Everybody calls me Fury. Not Nicholas, not Joseph, not Nick. Just Fury.
Carol Danvers: What does your Mom call you?
Nick Fury: Fury.
Carol Danvers: What do you call her?
Nick Fury: Fury.
Carol Danvers: What about your kids?
Nick Fury: If I had them... they'd call me Fury.
Nick Fury: So, what do Skrulls want with Dr. Lawson?
Carol Danvers: They believe that she developed a lightspeed engine at Pegasus.
Nick Fury: Lightspeed engine? Gotta admit, that's not the craziest thing I've heard today.
Carol Danvers: Well, it's still early.
Carol Danvers: Name a detail so bizarre, a Skrull can never fabricate it.
Nick Fury: If a toast is cut diagonally, I can't eat it... You didn't need that, did you?
Carol Danvers: No. No, I didn't. But I enjoyed it.
Medical Examiner: Hey, how's your eye?
Nick Fury: Well, I'd say fine. But it can't believe what it's seeing.
Carol Danvers: I'll be out of your hair as soon as I track down the Skrulls that are infiltrating your planet.
Nick Fury: Skrulls?
Carol Danvers: Shapeshifters? They can transform into any lifeform down to their DNA? (Fury looks at Coulson) Oh, boy. You guys don't have any clue, do you?
Nick Fury: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. How do we know... you're not one of those shapeshifters?
Carol Danvers: Congratulations, Agent Fury. You are finally asking relevant question.
Carol Danvers: Hi. I'm Vers. Kree Starforce. Is this C-53? Do you understand me? Is my universal translator working?
Security guy: Yeah. I understand you.
Carol Danvers: Good. Are you in charge of security for this district?
Security guy: Sort of... The movie theater has its own gate.
Carol Danvers: Where can I find communication equipment? (security guy points at Radio Shack) Thank you.
Maria Rambeau: Where's your head at?
Carol Danvers: In the clouds. Where's yours?
Maria Rambeau: On my shoulders. About to show these boys how we do it. You ready?
Carol Danvers: Higher, further, faster, baby.
Maria Rambeau: That's right.
Carol Danvers: Has a Skrull ever simmed you?
Korath: Once. It was deeeply disturbing.
Carol Danvers: Why?
Korath: Because I stared into the face of my mortal enemy and the face staring back was my own.
Carol Danvers: Maybe if you were more attractive, then it would be less disturbing.
Korath: You think you're funny. I'm not laughing.
Att-Lass: You never laugh.
Korath: I laugh. On the inside. I'm not doing it now.
Bron-Char: It's funny, 'cause objectively speaking, you're quite handsome.
Korath: Well, thank you.
Yon-Rogg (to Carol): There's nothing more dangerous to a warrior than emotion. Humor is a distraction. Anger... anger represents the enemy.