Carol Danvers: That agent... That stopped the Skrulls from finding us...
Nick Fury: Coulson. The new guy. I guess he doesn't hate me yet.
Carol Danvers: Yeah, well. Give him time.
Nick Fury: I guess he had a feeling, you know. Went with his gut against orders. It's a really hard thing to do. That's what keeps us human.
Carol Danvers: I get in trouble for that. A lot.
Nick Fury: I see that about you.
Carol Danvers: I'll be out of your hair as soon as I track down the Skrulls that are infiltrating your planet.
Nick Fury: Skrulls?
Carol Danvers: Shapeshifters? They can transform into any lifeform down to their DNA? (Fury looks at Coulson) Oh, boy. You guys don't have any clue, do you?
Nick Fury: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. How do we know... you're not one of those shapeshifters?
Carol Danvers: Congratulations, Agent Fury. You are finally asking relevant question.
Carol Danvers: Hi. I'm Vers. Kree Starforce. Is this C-53? Do you understand me? Is my universal translator working?
Security guy: Yeah. I understand you.
Carol Danvers: Good. Are you in charge of security for this district?
Security guy: Sort of... The movie theater has its own gate.
Carol Danvers: Where can I find communication equipment? (security guy points at Radio Shack) Thank you.
Carol Danvers: Has a Skrull ever simmed you?
Korath: Once. It was deeeply disturbing.
Carol Danvers: Why?
Korath: Because I stared into the face of my mortal enemy and the face staring back was my own.
Carol Danvers: Maybe if you were more attractive, then it would be less disturbing.
Korath: You think you're funny. I'm not laughing.
Att-Lass: You never laugh.
Korath: I laugh. On the inside. I'm not doing it now.
Bron-Char: It's funny, 'cause objectively speaking, you're quite handsome.
Korath: Well, thank you.