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Peter Quill (to Tony and Parker): Don't forget. I'm half-human. So that 50 percent of me that's stupid, that's 100 percent you.

30.4.2018 50 percent of me that’s stupid, that’s 100 percent you.

Peter Quill: I like your plan, except it sucks, so let me do the plan, and that way, it might be really good.

Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.

Tony Stark: What dance-off?

Peter Quill: It's not a, it's not a...

Peter Parker: Like in Footloose? The movie?

Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose! Is it still the greatest movie in history?

Peter Parker: It never was.

30.4.2018 Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.

Quote from Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - Peter Quill (about Mantis and Drax): See, "not winging it" isn't really what they do. Peter Parker: Uh, what exactly is it that they do? Mantis: Kick names, take ass. Drax: Yeah, that's right.

30.4.2018 30.1.2022 Kick names, take a$$.

Peter Parker (to Tony and Strange): Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something, and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.

Tony Stark: I don't want another single, pop-culture reference outta you for the rest of the trip. Understand?

30.4.2018 I don’t want another single, pop-culture reference…

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Tinkle in the cup. We're not looking. What's there to see? What's a twig? Everybody's seen a twig.

Groot: I am Groot!

Thor: Tree, pour what's in the cup out into space and go in the cup again.

Rocket: You speak Groot?

Thor: Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.

30.4.2018 9.8.2018 You speak Groot?

Thanos: This universe is finite. Its resources, finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.

30.4.2018 This universe is finite. Its resources, finite.

Quote from Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - Peter Parker: I'm Peter, by the way. Stephen Strange: Doctor Strange. Peter Parker: Oh, we're using our made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.

30.4.2018 Oh, we’re using our made-up names.

Tony Stark (to Strange): We're now in a flying donut, billions of miles from Earth, with no back-up.

Peter Parker: I'm back-up!

Tony Stark: No. You're a stowaway. The adults are talking.

30.4.2018 You’re a stowaway. The adults are talking.

Tony Stark: Who just saved your magical ass? Me.

Stephen Strange: I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet.

30.4.2018 Who just saved your magical ass? Me.

Tony Stark: Don't pretend you thought this through.

Peter Parker: I did think this through. You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood. Okay, that didn't make sense but you know what I'm trying to say.

30.4.2018 Neighborhood Spider-Man if there’s no neighborhood.

Peter Quill: You let her go!

Thanos: Ah, the boyfriend.

Peter Quill: I like to think of myself more as a Titan-killing long term booty call. Let her go.

Gamora: Peter...

Peter Quill: Or I'm gonna blow that nut*sack of a chin right off your face!

30.4.2018 3.12.2019 I’m gonna blow that nut*sack of a chin right off your face!

Quote from Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - (Gamora and Peter kiss, crunching sound is heard in background - Drax eating nuts) Peter Quill: Dude! How long have you been standing there? Drax: An hour. Peter Quill: An hour? Gamora: Are you serious? Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... That I become invisible to the eye. Watch. Peter Quill: You're eating a zarg-nut. Drax: But my movement... was so slow... that it's imperceptible. Peter Quill: Mmm, no. Drax: I'm sure I'm invisible. Mantis: Hi, Drax. Drax: Damn it.

30.4.2018 9.8.2018 I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still…

Peter Quill: You'll not, be taking our pod today, sir.

Rocket: Quill. Are you making your voice deeper?

Peter Quill: No.

Drax: You are. You're imitating the god-man. It's weird.

Peter Quill: No I'm not.

Mantis: He just did it again!

Peter Quill: This is my voice!

Thor: Are you mocking me?

Peter Quill: Are you mocking me?

Thor: You just did it again.

Peter Quill: He's trying to copy me.

30.4.2018 You’re imitating the god-man. It’s weird.

Drax (describing Thor): It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.

30.4.2018 It’s like a pirate had a baby with an angel.

Quote from Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - Peter Quill: How the hell is this dude still alive? Drax: He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... This is a man. A handsome, muscular man. Peter Quill: I'm muscular. Rocket: But who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.

30.4.2018 9.8.2018 You’re one sandwich away from fat.

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