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Peter Quill (to Tony and Parker): Don't forget. I'm half-human. So that 50 percent of me that's stupid, that's 100 percent you.
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Peter Quill: I like your plan, except it sucks, so let me do the plan, and that way, it might be really good.

Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.

Tony Stark: What dance-off?

Peter Quill: It's not a, it's not a...

Peter Parker: Like in Footloose? The movie?

Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose! Is it still the greatest movie in history?

Peter Parker: It never was.
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Quote from Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - Peter Quill (about Mantis and Drax): See, "not winging it" isn't really what they do. Peter Parker: Uh, what exactly is it that they do? Mantis: Kick names, take ass. Drax: Yeah, that's right.
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Peter Parker (to Tony and Strange): Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something, and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.

Tony Stark: I don't want another single, pop-culture reference outta you for the rest of the trip. Understand?
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Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Tinkle in the cup. We're not looking. What's there to see? What's a twig? Everybody's seen a twig.

Groot: I am Groot!

Thor: Tree, pour what's in the cup out into space and go in the cup again.

Rocket: You speak Groot?

Thor: Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.
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Thanos: This universe is finite. Its resources, finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.
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Quote from Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - Peter Parker: I'm Peter, by the way. Stephen Strange: Doctor Strange. Peter Parker: Oh, we're using our made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.
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Tony Stark (to Strange): We're now in a flying donut, billions of miles from Earth, with no back-up.

Peter Parker: I'm back-up!

Tony Stark: No. You're a stowaway. The adults are talking.
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Tony Stark: Who just saved your magical ass? Me.

Stephen Strange: I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet.
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Tony Stark: Don't pretend you thought this through.

Peter Parker: I did think this through. You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood. Okay, that didn't make sense but you know what I'm trying to say.
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Peter Quill: You let her go!

Thanos: Ah, the boyfriend.

Peter Quill: I like to think of myself more as a Titan-killing long term booty call. Let her go.

Gamora: Peter...

Peter Quill: Or I'm gonna blow that nut*sack of a chin right off your face!
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Quote from Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - (Gamora and Peter kiss, crunching sound is heard in background - Drax eating nuts) Peter Quill: Dude! How long have you been standing there? Drax: An hour. Peter Quill: An hour? Gamora: Are you serious? Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... That I become invisible to the eye. Watch. Peter Quill: You're eating a zarg-nut. Drax: But my movement... was so slow... that it's imperceptible. Peter Quill: Mmm, no. Drax: I'm sure I'm invisible. Mantis: Hi, Drax. Drax: Damn it.
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Peter Quill: You'll not, be taking our pod today, sir.

Rocket: Quill. Are you making your voice deeper?

Peter Quill: No.

Drax: You are. You're imitating the god-man. It's weird.

Peter Quill: No I'm not.

Mantis: He just did it again!

Peter Quill: This is my voice!

Thor: Are you mocking me?

Peter Quill: Are you mocking me?

Thor: You just did it again.

Peter Quill: He's trying to copy me.
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Drax (describing Thor): It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
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Quote from Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - Peter Quill: How the hell is this dude still alive? Drax: He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... This is a man. A handsome, muscular man. Peter Quill: I'm muscular. Rocket: But who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.
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