30+ Best 'Fallout Shelter' Pick-up Lines

If roses still grew, I'd search the Wasteland to get you some.

Is there a thief in the Vault? ‘Cause you stole my heart.

Are we in a vertibird? ‘Cause my heart's taking off.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Did your father sell diamonds? ‘Cause you are flawless.

I saw the doctor. He said my body's deficient… in vitamin U.

If love was radiation, I'd need a box of RadAway.

I hope another bomb goes off. I'd duck and cover with you anytime.

Like an irradiated post-apocalyptic parasitic organism, you are under my skin.

You're like cholesterol, always messin' with my heart.

I'm a licensed Vault Suit inspector. I'm going to need to hug you VERY closely.

Your teeth are so shiny and beautiful. Like a skeleton that's been picked clean.

You're like food poisoning – tying my stomach in knots.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put B and O together. No! Wait! That's not right…

Fallout Shelter Quotes