Prince Henry Quotes

Henry: Alex? Have you really rung me at three o’clock in the morning to make me listen to a turkey?

Alex: Yes, obviously.

Henry: Patterns are considered a “statement.” Royals aren’t supposed to make statements with what we wear.

Alex: Do it for the gram.

Henry: You are the thistle in the tender and sensitive arse crack of my life.

(Henry and Alex have to take photos together…)

Alex: Let’s get it over with.

Henry: I’d rather be waterboarded. Your country could probably arrange that.

Alex: Go f**k yourself.

Henry: Hardly enough time.