Prince Henry Quotes

Henry: Why do you dislike me?

Alex: Climate Conference in Melbourne. First night party. I went to introduce myself to you, and you looked at me like I had head lice. Then you turned to your equerry and said, "Get me out of here."

Henry: I didn't realize you'd heard that.

Alex: So you do admit that's a douchey thing to say.

Henry: I could have been nicer. All right, what else? It couldn't have just been the conference. Oh, my God, it is. It is, isn't it?

Alex: Don't minimize it.

Henry: Uh, uh, how could I possibly? It's already as minimal as it gets.

(Henry and Alex are squeezed in a small utility room...)

Henry: Santal 33.

Alex: Yeah?

Henry: Makes sense.

Alex: What do you mean by that?

Henry: It means you got good taste, Alex.

Alex: Thanks.

Henry: Alex has very strong opinions, and-and he shares them loudly.

Alex: What three words would I use to describe Henry? White, blond and British.

Alex: My NDA is bigger than yours. I want you to know that.

Henry: You're wearing lifts. I know that, too, sweetheart.

Shaan: You must stand to the right of His Royal Highness.

Alex: Is that protocol or just his good side?

Henry: Both.

Henry: Great to see you.

Alex: You, too, Your Majesty.

Henry: Actually, it's "Your Royal Highness." "Your Majesty" is reserved for the king.

Alex: Oh, thank you for the etiquette lesson.

Henry: You are desperately in need of one.

Alex: Did your parents send you to snobbery school or does looking down on people just come naturally to you?

Henry: Well, in your case, I would say it's rather inevitable.

Alex: We are the same height!

Henry: If you say so, Alex.

(Henry talks to Bea, Alex talks to Nora...)

Henry: He's very... animated.

Alex: He's the world's rudest person.

Henry: He's the world's most irritating person.

Alex: Also, I swear that he is not six-two.