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Tyrion Lannister: Any advice for me on my new position?

Petyr Baelish: Keep a low profile.

Tyrion Lannister: If I had a gold dragon for every time I heard that joke, I'd be richer than you are.

Petyr Baelish: Well, you are richer than I am.

Tyrion Lannister: Good point.

Petyr Baelish: Do you want to be a queen?

Margaery Tyrell: No. I want to be the queen.

Petyr Baelish (to Ros): I hate bad investments. Really, I... I do. They haunt me.

Petyr Baelish: When boys and girls live in the same home, awkward situations can arise. Sometimes, I've heard, even brothers and sisters develop certain affections. And when these affections become common knowledge, well... that is an awkward situation indeed, especially in a prominent family. But prominent families often forget a simple truth, I've found.

Cersei Lannister: And which truth is that?

Petyr Baelish: Knowledge is power.

Petyr Baelish: When they castrated you, did they take the pillar with the stones? I've always wondered.

Varys: Have you? Do you spend a lot of time wondering what's between my legs?

Varys: When you imagine yourself up there, how do you look? Does the crown fit? Do all the lords and ladies simper and bow, the ones who sneered at you for years?

Petyr Baelish: It's hard for them to simper and bow without heads.

Varys: A man with great ambition and no morals... I wouldn't bet against you.

Petyr Baelish (to Ned): I did warn you not to trust me.

Petyr Baelish: Brothels make a much better investment than ships, I've found. Wh*res rarely sink.