Peter Quill (Star-Lord) Quotes

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Gamora: I'm a warrior and an assassin. I do not dance.

Peter Quill: Really? On my planet, there's a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing, well... It's the greatest thing there is.

Gamora: Who put the sticks up their butts?

Peter Quill: What? No, that's just a...

Gamora: That is cruel.

Gamora: Quill, your ship is filthy. (leaves)

Peter Quill: Oh, she has no idea. If I had a black light, the place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Rocket: You got issues, Quill.

Peter Quill: What is that?

Rocket: That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons.

Gamora: No one's blowing up moons.

Rocket: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.

Rocket: I have a plan! I have a plan!

Drax: Cease your yammering and relieve us from this irksome confinement.

Peter Quill: Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.

Drax: Do not ever call me a thesaurus.

Peter Quill: It's just a metaphor, dude.

Rocket: His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.

Drax: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

Gamora: I'm gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

Peter Quill: Here you go.

Rocket: Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things.

Peter Quill: What?

Rocket: No, I thought it'd be funny. Was it funny? Oh, wait, what did he look like hopping around?

Peter Quill: I had to transfer him 30,000 units!

Groot: I am Groot.

Peter Quill: Well, that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree, here?

Rocket: Well, he don't know talking good like me and you. So his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot." Exclusively in that order.

Peter Quill: I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast.

Rocket (to Gamora): Pretty high and mighty coming from the lackey of a genocidal maniac. Yeah, I know who you are. Anyone who's anyone knows who you are.

Peter Quill: Yeah, we know who you are. (to Groot): Who is she?

Groot: I am Groot.

Peter Quill: Yeah, you said that.

Peter Quill: I've had a lot of folks try to kill me over the years. I ain't about to be brought down by a tree and a talking raccoon.

Rocket: What's a raccoon?

Peter Quill: "What's a raccoon?" It's what you are, stupid.

Rocket: Ain't no thing like me, except me.

Rhomann Dey: Hey! If it isn't Star-Prince.

Peter Quill: Star-Lord.

Rhomann Dey: Oh, sorry. "Lord." I picked this guy up a while back for petty theft. He's got a code name.

Peter Quill: Come on, man. It's a... It's an outlaw name.

Rhomann Dey: Just relax, pal. It's cool to have a code name. It's not that weird.

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