Newt Scamander Quotes

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Newt Scamander: Put this on. (hands him a helmet)

Jacob Kowalski: But why would I have to wear something like this?

Newt Scamander: Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force.

Newt Scamander: You fought in the war?

Jacob Kowalski: Of course I fought in the war. Everyone fought in the war. You didn’t fight in the war?

Newt Scamander: I worked mostly with dragons. Ukrainian Ironbellies. Eastern Front.

Jacob Kowalski: Well, I’m sure people like you, too, huh?

Newt Scamander: Not really, no. I annoy people.

Newt Scamander (to Jacob about the escaped beasts): They’re currently in alien terrain surrounded by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet. Humans.

Jacob Kowalski: Newt. I don’t think I’m dreaming.

Newt Scamander: What gave it away?

Jacob Kowalski: I ain’t got the brains to make this up.

Tina Goldstein: Mr. Scamander, do you know anything about the wizarding community in America?

Newt Scamander: I do know a few things, actually. I know that you have rather backwards laws about relations with Non-Magic people. That you’re not meant to befriend them. That you can’t marry them, which seems mildly absurd to me.

Tina Goldstein (about Jacob): Who’s gonna marry him?

Newt Scamander: I’m writing a book about magical creatures.

Tina Goldstein: Like an extermination guide?

Newt Scamander: No, a guide to help people understand why we should be protecting these creatures instead of killing them.

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