Mrs Hudson Quotes

Mrs Hudson: He’s more emotional, isn’t he? Unsolved case, shoot the wall! Boom, boom! Unmade breakfast, karate the fridge. Unanswered question… Well, what does he do with anything he can’t answer, John? Every time?

John Watson: He stabs it.

Mrs Hudson: Anything he can’t find the answer for, bang! It’s up there. I keep telling him, if he was any good as a detective, I wouldn’t need a new mantel!

John Watson: Er, sometimes, can I borrow your car?

Mrs Hudson: No.

John Watson: OK.

John Watson: Whose car is that?

Mrs Hudson: That’s my car.

John Watson: How can that be your car?!

Mrs Hudson: Oh, for God’s sake! I’m the widow of a drug dealer, I own property in central London, and for the last bloody time, John, I’m not your housekeeper!

Mrs Hudson: Or just take a look at him as a doctor. I know you’d change your mind if you did.

John Watson: Yeah, look, OK, maybe, if I get a chance.

Mrs Hudson: Do you promise?

John Watson: I’ll try, if I’m in the area.

Mrs Hudson: Promise me?

John Watson: I promise.

Mrs Hudson: Thank you. (opens the trunk revealing Sherlock in it) Well, on you go. Examine him.