Metatron Quotes

Metatron: Donatello! Pleasure to meet you. Metatron, scribe of God. I was there when you were designed. I wrote your name on the inside of the angels’ eyelids.

Professor Donatello Redfield: He’s freaking me out.

Metatron (about God’s autobiography): Ignore the typos, but read it. It’s in his own words. It’s not an autobiography. It’s a suicide note.

Metatron (to Chuck): You’re wrong about humanity. They are your greatest creation because they’re better than you are. Yeah, sure, they’re weak and they cheat and steal and…destroy and disappoint. But they also give and create and they sing and dance and love. And above all, they never give up. But you do.

Metatron (to Chuck): Oh, this! This is what I was talking about. “Chapter 10 – Why I Never Answer Prayers, and You Should Be Glad I Don’t.” And chapter 11 – “The Truth About Divine Intervention and Why I Avoid It at All Costs.”

Metatron (Chuck): You. God… God. You’ve come back. I can’t believe you’ve come back. I-I didn’t mean what I said about “Supernatural.” It’s underrated, due for a reboot.