Best 'Jimmy/Steve Lishman' Quotes

Ian Gallagher: You're not trying to look at my d*ck, are you?

Jimmy/Steve: No, no, I'm not. I'm not even thinking about your d*ck... in my dad's mouth. I'm not.

Ian Gallagher: Good, then don't.

Jimmy/Steve: Yep. Not.

Carl Gallagher: Ian's d*ck was in your dad's mouth?

Jimmy/Steve: It's a figure of speech. It's like saying, "none of your business."

Jimmy/Steve: It's the whole "my dad is gay for your brother" thing. It's like on a film loop in my brain. Ian's c*ck, my dad's mouth-- in, out, in, out.

Fiona Gallagher: It's just sex. He's still the same person.

Jimmy/Steve: But is he? Because I'm rethinking everything I even thought about him. Like in high school when my friends came over, was he checking out their a$$es? Or that guy, Uncle Rick-- his racquetball partner with the feathered hair?

Quote from Shameless 1x06 | Fiona Gallagher: Carl, we're serious. The stakes are really, really high. We love you, and we need you in this family. In this house. You need to stop biting and punching and hurting people. Carl Gallagher: Well, how else do I make them cry? Lip Gallagher: Gossip and slander. Steve: You know, when I get really angry, I usually just count to ten. Lip Gallagher: Hey, little man, tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna get you some pads and some skates. Get you out on the ice. You can take your frustrations out with a hockey stick. Ian Gallagher: Yeah. You can come to karate with me. Remember when I broke Kyle Boozlee's leg? It took three pins to put it back together, huh? Debbie Gallagher: You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated, sanctioned violence for children.

Kevin Ball: You have any idea what time it is?

Steve: It's Frank. He's...

Veronica Fisher: Yo.

Kevin Ball: Frank, what did I tell you?!

Frank Gallagher: Here we go. Neighbors of Satan.

Kevin Ball: The day you start paying rent around here, Frank, like the rest of us, you can play whatever sh*t you want. But if you're gonna pump up this time of night, you're gonna pump out the stuff that we like, okay?

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