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Newt Scamander: You don't suffer from motion sickness, do you?

Jacob Kowalski: I don't do well on boats.

Newt Scamander: You'll be fine. (Newt takes Jacob's hand and touches the portkey)
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Jacob Kowalski: Are you... Are you a ghost?

Nicolas Flamel: No, I'm alive. But I'm an alchemist and therefore immortal.

Jacob Kowalski: Oh.

Nicolas Flamel: Nicolas Flamel. (offers his hand to Jacob)

Jacob Kowalski: Jacob Kowalski. (Jacob squeezes his hand to shake it, but it cracks Flamel's fiddle bones)

Nicolas Flamel: Oh.

Jacob Kowalski: You don't look a day over 375.
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Quotes from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) - Jacob Kowalski: I was never even supposed to be here. I was never supposed to know any of this. Everybody knows Newt only kept me around because... Hey, Newt, why did you keep me around? Newt Scamander: Because I like you. Because you're my friend. And I'll never forget how you helped me, Jacob.
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Quotes from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) - Jacob Kowalski: Is there a school? A wizardry school here in, uh, America? Queenie Goldstein: Of course. Ilvermorny. It's only the best wizard school in the whole world. Newt Scamander: I think you'll find that the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts. Queenie Goldstein: Hogwash.
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Quotes from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) - Jacob Kowalski: Tell me, has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry? Newt Scamander: Well, my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.
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Newt Scamander: Put this on. (hands him a helmet)

Jacob Kowalski: But why would I have to wear something like this?

Newt Scamander: Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force.
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Quotes from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) - Jacob Kowalski: They went that way, officer.
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Newt Scamander: You fought in the war?

Jacob Kowalski: Of course I fought in the war. Everyone fought in the war. You didn’t fight in the war?

Newt Scamander: I worked mostly with dragons. Ukrainian Ironbellies. Eastern Front.
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Jacob Kowalski: Well, I’m sure people like you, too, huh?

Newt Scamander: Not really, no. I annoy people.
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Jacob Kowalski (to himself): What did you do today, Jacob? I was inside a suitcase.
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Jacob Kowalski: Newt. I don’t think I’m dreaming.

Newt Scamander: What gave it away?

Jacob Kowalski: I ain’t got the brains to make this up.
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Quotes from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) - Newt Scamander: You're a Legilimens? Queenie Goldstein: Mmm. Yeah. But I always have trouble with your kind. Brits. It's the accent. Jacob Kowalski: You know how to read minds? Queenie Goldstein: Oh, don't worry, honey. Most guys think what you was thinking first time they see me.
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