10+ Best 'Fred Weasley' Quotes

(George is hurt...)

Fred Weasley: How you feeling, Georgie?

George Weasley: Saint-like.

Fred Weasley: Come again?

George Weasley: Saint-like. I'm holy. I'm holey, Fred. Get it?

Fred Weasley: The whole wide world of ear-related humor and you go for "I'm holey." That's pathetic.

George Weasley: Reckon I'm still better-looking than you.

Quote from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) | (After drinking the Polyjuice everyone looks like Harry...) Fred and George Weasley: Wow, we're identical. Alastor Moody: Not yet, you're not. George Weasley: Haven't got anything a bit more sporting, have you? Fred Weasley: I don't really fancy this color. Alastor Moody: Well, fancy this, you're not you. So shut it and strip. Mundungus Fletcher: All right, all right. Alastor Moody: You'll need to change too, Potter. Fleur Delacour: Bill, look away. I'm hideous. Ron Weasley: I knew she was lying about that tattoo. Hermione Granger: Harry, your eyesight really is awful.

Alastor Moody: For those of you who haven't taken Polyjuice Potion before, fair warning: It tastes like goblin piss.

Fred Weasley: Have a lot of experiences with that, do you, Mad-Eye? Just trying to diffuse the tension.

Harry Potter: No. Absolutely not.

Hermione Granger: I told you he'd take it well.

Harry Potter: No, if you think I'm gonna let everyone risk their lives for me, I...

Ron Weasley: Never done that before, have we?

Harry Potter: No. No. This is different. I mean, taking that, becoming me. No.

Fred Weasley: Well, none of us really fancy it, mate.

George Weasley: Imagine if something went wrong, and we ended up a scrawny, specky git forever.

Quote from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) | Ron Weasley: How much for this? Fred and George Wealey: Five Galleons. Ron Weasley: How much for me? Fred and George Weasley: Five Galleons. Ron Weasley: I'm your brother. Fred and George Wealey: Ten Galleons.

Quote from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) | Dolores Umbridge: Thank you, headmaster, for those kind words of welcome. And how lovely to see all your bright... happy faces smiling up at me. I'm sure we're all going to be very good friends. Fred and George Weasley: That's likely.

Quote from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) | Hermione Granger: It's not going to work. Fred Weasley: Oh, yeah? George Weasley: And why is that, Granger? Hermione Granger: You see this? This is an Age Line. Dumbledore drew it himself. Fred Weasley: So? Hermione Granger: So... a genius like Dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled by a dodge as pathetically dimwitted as an Aging Potion. Fred Weasley: But that's why it's so brilliant. George Weasley: Because it's so pathetically dimwitted. Ready, Fred? Fred Weasley: Ready, George. Fred and George: Bottoms up. (They jump into the Age Line and get their names into the cup, but it backfires, turning them old...)

Ron Weasley: There's no one like Krum.

Fred and George: Krum? Dumb Krum?

Ron Weasley: He's like a bird, the way he rides the wind. He's more than an athlete. He's an artist.

Ginny Weasley: I think you're in love, Ron.

Fred and George:

Viktor, I love you

Viktor, I do.

(Harry joins in too..)

When we're apart

My heart beats only for you

Arthur Weasley: Home sweet home.

(Everyone gets into the little tent, Harry goes hesitantly last)

Arthur Weasley: Excellent, excellent. Girls, choose a bunk and unpack. Ron, get out of the kitchen. We're all hungry.

Fred and George: Yeah! Get out of the kitchen, Ron!

Arthur Weasley: Feet off the table!

Fred and George: Feet off the table! (they put their feet off and on again)

(Harry is looking around stunned...)

Harry Potter: I love magic.

(There is ruckus in Great Hall around an open package for Harry...)

Ron Weasley: I didn't mean to open it, Harry. It was badly wrapped. They made me do it.

Fred and George Weasley: Did not.

Fred Weasley: It's the secret to our success.

George Weasley: It's a wrench giving it to you... believe me...

Fred Weasley: But we've decided your needs are greater than ours. George, if you will.

George Weasley: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Harry Potter (reads the appearing words): "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs... are proud to present the Marauder's Map."

George Weasley: We owe them so much.

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