Dean Winchester: All right, maybe it is fairy tales. Totally messed-up fairy tales. Tell you one thing, there's no way I'm kissing a damn frog.
Sam Winchester: Hey, check that out. (points at a pumpkin)
Dean Winchester: Yeah? It's close to Halloween.
Sam Winchester: You remember Cinderella? With the pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
Dean Winchester: Dude, could you be more gay? Don't answer that.
(Bela shoots Sam...)
Bela Talbot (to Dean): Back off, Tiger. Back off. You make one more move, and I'll pull the trigger. You've got the luck, Dean. You I can't hit. But your brother... Him I can't miss.
Dean Winchester: The hell is wrong with you?! You don't just go around shooting people like that!
Bela Talbot: Relax. It's a shoulder hit. I can aim. Besides, who here hasn't shot a few people?
Sam Winchester: How could you make that deal, Dean?
Dean Winchester: 'Cause I couldn't live with you dead. Couldn't do it.
Sam Winchester: So, what, now I live and you die?
Dean Winchester: That's the general idea, yeah.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, well, you're a hypocrite, Dean. How did you feel when dad sold his soul for you? 'Cause I was there. I remember. You were twisted and broken. And now you go and do the same thing... to me. What you did was selfish.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, you're right. It was selfish. But I'm okay with that.
Sam Winchester: I'm not.
Dean Winchester: Tough. After everything I've done for this family, I think I'm entitled. Truth is, I'm tired, Sam. I don't know, it's like there's a light at the end of the tunnel.
Sam Winchester: It's hellfire, Dean.
Dean Winchester: Whatever. You're alive, I feel good... for the first time in a long time. I got a year to live, Sam. I'd like to make the most of it. So what do you say we kill some evil sons of b*tches and we raise a little hell, huh?
Sam Winchester: You're unbelievable.
Dean Winchester: Very true.
Dean Winchester: We hunt monsters all over the country.
Alternate!Dean: It's exhausting, isn't it?
Dean Winchester: Mm.
Alternate!Dean: But we... we do it worldwide. We have to keep two sets of pilots on standby.
Sam Winchester: You guys have your own plane?
Alternate!Sam: You don't? Oh, dear. How do you manage?
Sam Winchester: How do you afford it?
Alternate!Dean: We get paid. For Hunting monsters.
Dean Winchester: You what?
Castiel: The Occultum is divine in its origin. It was housed for hundreds of years in an ancient temple before it was...
Dean Winchester: Plundered by pirates.
Dean Winchester: It was dug up by tomb raiders.
Dean Winchester: It was seized by the King of the Dead and his warlords. Am I close?
Castiel: Looted by invading Mongol hordes for trade on the...
Dean Winchester: Black market. Yeah, that's what... I was gonna say that next. That was the next one.